http://www.dirtywash.com Celebrity Gossip Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:53:39 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The official wedding photo of Eddie Muprhy and that tragic famewhore. If Eddie Murphy's cocked eyebrow could speak, it would say ________. [Image via People.] http://www.dirtywash.com/2008/01/03/fill-in-the-blank/ Guess who is enjoying her iced tea? http://www.dirtywash.com/2008/01/03/guess-who/ Kelly Brook put on a new bikini and enjoyed some more of her St. Barts vacation with boyfriend Billy Zane yesterday. But apparently Kelly’s idea of a good time is cramming sand down Billy’s crotch, according to the Daily Mail: Instead it was all good clean fun as Kelly took ... http://www.dirtywash.com/2008/01/03/kelly-brook-likes-to-torture-billy-zane/ How bad have things gotten for Aspen-based paparazzi? The town, long Hollywood’s preferred mountain refuge from the bustle of L.A., is apparently been so drained of celebrity quarry that its once-proud guerrilla-photographer population has been forced to eke out a meager existence by stalking the likes of Goldie Hawn, who ... http://www.dirtywash.com/2008/01/03/how-bad-have-things-gotten-for-aspen-based-%e2%80%a6-paparazzi/ "Amy Winehouse to renew wedding vows…in jail! Where there's a Wino, there's a way. CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline! [Image via Mavrix Online.] AMY WINEHOUSE TO RENEW WEDDING VOWS Singer hopes it will boost hubby Blake Fielder-Civil's spirits Amy Winehouse plans to renew her wedding vows with Blake Fielder-Civil in prison. ... http://www.dirtywash.com/2008/01/02/headline-of-the-week-weak/ We were so distracted by Ashlee and Pete's cute kissy time that we didn't even notice the ring she was sporting on her left hand at her NYE party on Monday night. Her engagement ring finger was still occupied yesterday as she and Pete did some shopping around Miami, ... http://www.dirtywash.com/2008/01/02/thats-not-an-engagement-ring-on-ashlees-finger/ In case you couldn’t tell, it’s Bikini Day on The Superficial. Our next contestant is Kim Kardashian’s older sister Kourtney who was spotted at South Beach yesterday with her boyfriend Guy That Should Be Me. Well, at least I thought it should be me until I foolishly stopped looking at ... http://www.dirtywash.com/2008/01/02/kourtney-kardashian-is-possibly-the-hotter-one/ The first Name That Celebrity of 2008 is a real doozy. There’s no way you’re getting this one! Ass cracks aren’t as distinctive as you might think. In fact, it’s actually really hard to tell a famous ass crack from a civilian ass crack. Not without ... http://www.dirtywash.com/2008/01/02/name-that-celebrity-butt-crack-edition/ Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline partied together in Vegas this weekend. Yeah, go ahead and absorb that for a minute. People says they spent the night together in Paris’ room. PageSix.com says they didn’t. I bet he did. I mean, how could Kevin resist Paris climbing over furniture like a ... http://www.dirtywash.com/2007/12/31/paris-hilton-and-kevin-federline-bring-in-the-new-yearapocalypse-together/ The rumors have been around since at least September, but now Hayden Panettiere have escalated their relationship up another level. Though they have denied being a couple, People magazine is now reporting that the Heroes costars are dating. And if People is reporting it, then it must be true! Hayden's publicist ... http://www.dirtywash.com/2007/12/31/its-official/ Reese and Jake stopped for coffee (twice!) while out on a leisurely stroll in LA shopping on Saturday afternoon. They stopped to pet cute puppies and point at balloons, you know, act generally endearing and adorable. I gotta say, I'm loving Jake with a little bit of that scruff these ... http://www.dirtywash.com/2007/12/31/reese-jake-are-cute-like-puppies-balloons/ · Michelle Rodriguez begins her 180-day jail odyssey, Topanga meets breathalyzer, De Mornay pays the piper, and Mischa Barton spends a night in jail. · Sean and Robin”s divorce: Could it have been Penn”s stubborn opinions about The Beatles? · The Defamer 2007 Year in Review: Parts I, ... http://www.dirtywash.com/2007/12/28/an-all-girl-dui-christmas-the-clip-show/ Guess who is checking in? http://www.dirtywash.com/2007/12/28/guess-who/ newVideoPlayer(”samhurly_defamer.flv”, 475, 376); In a surprise Defamer World Exclusive! (must credit Defamer’s World’s First Surprise Super Exclusive!) videographer Molly McAleer, who spent last evening in the Hollywood Hills working on choreography with her Satanist friends as she always does, captured this altercation between Sean and Robin Wright Penn–possibly the final blow-up ... http://www.dirtywash.com/2007/12/28/defamer-exclusive-possible-footage-of-the-sean-pennrobin-wright-penn-fight-that-ended-it-all-semi-public-fights/ Lindsay Lohan is getting an award! No, she's not getting a prize for most trips to rehab in 2007. Instead, she's being honored for her work. Ha! The actress is being recognized by the Capri Film Festival and on Friday (above) she was spotted in Capri, roaming the streets - shopping and ... http://www.dirtywash.com/2007/12/28/this-is-not-a-joke/