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The Spice Girls in defiance of all logic and reason have been on a comeback tour. They appeared at the 12th Victoria’s Secret Fashion show and had a concert in L.A. on Wednesday where they spoke to FOX News about their strictly “sisterly” love:

On being back together:
“All of us together again, it is like a marriage,” Geri “Ginger Spice” Halliwell told us. “You just learn to understand each other, celebrate the differences.”

On what goes down behind closed doors:
“We don’t fight and we don’t share clothes,” Melanie “Scary” Brown said. “And we don’t sleep together.”

On Scary Spice’s attempts to lesbi-fy things:
“She has tried it on us though,” Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham told Pop Tarts while pointing at Scary with arms entwined around Emma “Baby Spice” Bunton. “I’ve had to say ‘no’ so many times.”

On Geri Halliwell and I’s mutual obsession:
“I mean, could you imagine waking up to this (points to Scary’s body) every day of your life?” Geri laughed. “I just can’t stop staring at your boobs…”

I dream about the Spice Girl’s having lesbian orgies all the time. I mean, who doesn’t? In my fantasy Baby Spice just pulled off Posh Spice’s plastic head which upsets Ginger Spice causing her sick man abs to glow fire red. Ginger decides to Tae Bo Baby in the face then they make up by massaging each other inside a tank filled with pudding. But don’t think I left out Scary and Sporty Spice. Those two are having a kinky pillow fight over who gets to vacuum my apartment. I never really got to find out who wins because some idiot wanted to use the copier room to actually make copies. Then he had the nerve to ask me where my pants were. It’s none of your beeswax, Mr. CEO of the company.

The Spice Girls debuted their new video this afternoon on The Today Show website. And, let me tell you, girl power is back, baby! If you’re a woman out there who doesn’t think you can stand around in a room, or, I dunno, sit in chair, this video is for you. Consider yourself empowered, lady. If these five friends can do it, so can you. Sure one of them has crazy sick abs that resemble my own manly set, but, hey, Ginger Spice just had a baby. And you can relate to that. She’s just trying to show you that, unless you turn that prego tummy into Tyler Durden, there’s really no point in living. Girl power!

Victoria Beckham decided it’d be cool to dress like a Nazi as she flew from LA to Japan. Some say she’s basing her look on Tom Cruise’s new role as a Nazi colonel. Victoria and Tom’s wife Katie Holmes are close friends. So close, that Katie is coaching Posh Spice’s career that can’t seem to take off. A source close to Victoria spoke to the The Daily Mail:

“Katie Holmes had been helping her with scripts and perfecting her acting but even that has not helped the situation. Victoria had hoped to be picking and choosing presenting roles too. She had wanted perhaps to guest host on Larry King - in the way that Heather Mills did. But that has not worked out either. She had been hoping that the documentary about the Beckhams moving to America would be made into a series, but it was cut right back too. Victoria had also set her sights on getting the cover of American Vogue but that too has proved elusive. Basically she pinned her hopes on offers of work coming flooding in but that just has not happened.”

Victoria Beckham is making all the right moves. First she seeks advice from Katie Holmes whose career was quietly murdered in its sleep by Tom Cruise - right after he stole Katie’s looks. Then Victoria dresses like a Nazi in public. Smart, smart move. She’s on her way to being the hardest working woman in Hollywood. Posh’s publicist must be the best in the biz. Or a ham sandwich. I can’t decide.

She’s in and she’s out just as quickly!

Victoria Beckham flew in to Los Angeles on Saturday for the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday.

And on Tuesday night she was back in London, attending the Glamour magazine Women of the Year Awards.

Looking fierce!

We love this outfit. Vicky looks almost clownish. This is something so camp and over the top, Perez would totally wear it if he had a real vagina!

Do you love it or do you love it???

We LOVE it!

Posh unveiled a new blonde hairdo in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

It’s sick!!!

Impeccably chic.

And, it looks like she modified her cut as well.

Love. Love. Love.

[Images for use on PerezHilton.com courtesy of our paparazzi pals at Buzz Foto.]

Posh Michael Jackson lands in Los Angeles. Heaven help us all!

Where do we even begin????

We don’t know where to start.

So much whoreanusness!!!

Why don’t U give it a shot?

What is wrong with this picture?????

Sometimes she’ll just poop on your head!

Are you ready bitches????

Well, whether you like it or not, Posh is coming for you!

Victoria Beckham is trying to reinvent herself as a fashion guru - with a new book and her fashion blog, which just officially launched a few days ago.

Click here to see some VERY very exciting video of Posh shopping! Yes, shopping! OMG, that is soooo exciting!!!

You can also see “behind the scenes” pictures of her trying on clothes!! Yes, trying on clothes!! Behind the scenes!!!

It’s SO exciting!

We’re shitting glitter and Gucci!

Though we have yet to see her, Victoria Beckham checked in to our hotel in London - The Hempel - on Monday.

Mrs. Becks was in town for a book signing at Selfridges on Monday, which we (sadly) missed.

Instead, we went to the Q Awards after-party and got to meet some UK media royalty, including two of the three 3 AM girls (Eva Simpson and Caroline Hedley), as well as Victoria Newton from The Sun, our pal Oliver Grady from Star, Daniel Fulvio from Heat and several reporters from The Mirror, The News of the World and pretty much every outlet in Great Britain.

Perez, working hard to live up to his title of "media whore"!