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Jenna Jameson says something about cats and dogs having too much sex (?)


h1 Monday, August 11th, 2008

Jenna Jameson posed nude for a new PETA ad encouraging pet owners to get their animals fixed. Apparently, when we're not around, our furry friends are sex-craved maniacs who constantly get their Discovery Channel on. This explains why my cat bought a jacuzzi... Anyway, here's some advice from a porn star:
"Until dogs and cats can go on the pill or wear condoms, we need to help them practice safe sex—by spaying and neutering," says Jenna. "Millions of homeless animals are turned in to shelters every year because there simply aren’t enough good homes for them all. The answer is as easy as ABC: Animal Birth Control, which means get your Fido or Fluffy fixed!"
I don't think PETA thought Jenna's ad through. Not only am I too tired from masturbating researching animal stuff to take my cat to the vet, but I'm pretty sure he's not getting fed either. And, on that note, nap time. NOTE: Included Olympic simmer Amanda Beard's nude PETA ad because what can I say? I love animals. They make awesome friends or the perfect snack. Go for the gold, Amanda. U.S.A.!
Photos: Splash News

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Keira Knightley poses almost topless (I hate you, suspenders)


h1 Friday, December 7th, 2007

Keira Knightley posed “topless” for the latest issue of Interview magazine. She’s definitely soft on the eyes, though a bit too thin for my taste. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not into tying a rock to my lover so she doesn’t take flight in a slight breeze.

Photos: Interview

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Eva Mendes hates fur with her nudeness


h1 Thursday, December 6th, 2007

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Eva Mendes is the new face of PETA’s “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign. What an awesome coincidence. I, too, would rather see Eva Mendes go naked than wear fur. To prove how much I hate fur, I hunted down a bunch of forest creatures and put them in a wood chipper. Yeah, let’s see someone make a coat out of them now. I should be the president of PETA. I get shit done.

The pic above links to a NSFW version that’s full of assy goodness.

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