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Britney Spears’ nipples are ring ting tingling


h1 Monday, December 24th, 2007

Before having promiscuous sex with a photographer, Britney Spears walked around Saturday in a ridiculously see-through shirt, and, oh, holy night, no bra! It’s a Christmas miracle. Kind of. I think. All I know is my penis is glowing bright red like Rudolph’s nose and I dunno if that’s good or bad. Hey, here comes Santa Claus. You want my dong to guide your sleigh tonight? Sure. Why not? Let’s save Christmas, jolly man. But wait. *holds a candy cane to his ear* Baby Jesus is on the phone. He says we should get lap dances first. Your treat.

Happy Holidays everybody, see you guys Wednesday.

All the pics are NSFW. (Hint: It’s because of the nipples.)

Photos: INFphotos.com, Splash News

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Dita Von Teese is way better than PowerPoint


h1 Friday, November 23rd, 2007

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Dita Von Teese performed her burlesque act at Erotica 07 in London today. Her act included a peacock-esque outfit which she stripped out of before pouring water on herself in a giant bird cage. Wow, this show has everything: A woman showering in a cage like God intended and the illusion of sexuality. I say illusion because she’s still wearing a thong and pasties. If Dita really wanted to be sexy she’d be totally naked and I’d be in that cage dressed like an owl. Or even an eagle. It doesn’t matter. As long as we fly away to the magical land of Doing-It-Ville.

Some awesome, despite the pasties, NSFW pics of Dita’s shower after the jump.

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Photos:Getty Images

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