Mariah Carey is extremely serious about her bathroom privacy. She had a few too many drinks at VH1’s Music Cares event and took her bodyguards to the bathroom. Here’s what happened, according to NY Daily News:
Two women already there say her security tried to evict them, but they refused to leave. Says one: “One of the bodyguards said to us, ‘If you’re going to stay, you better not watch Mariah pee.’”
Wait, wait, let’s repeat that one more time. “If you’re going to stay, you better not watch Mariah pee.” Hilarious! There’s no way I can follow a line like that. I’m packing this one in. Bam, sealed, run it. That bodyguard should do stand up. He would kill. Who wants to see Mariah Carey pee? No, actually, don’t answer that. I don’t want to know how many of you are out there. I like to think I’m unique.
You don't wanna piss off Mariah Carey fans, but - then again - Perez is just as crazy as they are, so we'll risk it!
THIS is the most disturbing thing we have seen / heard in ages.
It's a Mimi fan doing a re-interpretation of one of her lesser hits, Loverboy.
And by "re-interpretation" we mean he completely butchers the song.
It sounds like a cheap home porno crossed with an animal snuff film. It's oddly intoxicating!!
The best part, though, is the seriousness with which the "artist" covers Mariah.
Says Jeremim, "This is by far my favorite rendition I have ever recorded! I was in the studio for WEEKS piecing together all the adlibs. I wanted a perfect balance of breathy notes and head voice notes. It's just simply extraordinary. Nearly all my fans agree, this is my absolute best."