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Jessica Alba can wake me up anytime, but not before noon

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Jessica Alba poses on the red carpet during the premiere of Awake in New York last night. Wow, I’ll tell you something that is awake after looking at these pictures. Aw, is someone grumpy this morning? You want some coffee? No, you’re going straight for the liquor cabinet. I don’t really think schnapps is part of a balanced breakfast. Oh, again with the laser beams. Very cute. Jesus! You blew up the toaster! Great, what if I wanted some tasty Eggo waffles? Just drink your schnapps and watch cartoons - or, okay, porn, fine whatever. So, uh, listen, about your part of the rent. Hey, power down those balls when I’m talking to you.

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Are You Happy Jessica and Cash Are Back Together?

Saturday, October 20th, 2007

After a brief break earlier this summer, Jessica and Cash have been enjoying a lot of romantic outings lately. In fact, these two have been pretty much attached at the hip since getting back together in August. Half of you said you wanted to see Jessica and Cash get married, and while a wedding doesn’t look likely for 2007, they do seem to be smitten all over again. So tell us - are you happy Jessica and Cash are back together?

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Jessica and Dane Need Good Luck This Weekend

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Jessica and Dane stopped by TRL earlier this week to share some stupid human tricks (as she refers to them). Alba did the same shtick on Leno where she showed off things like her bendy thumbs. She looks beautiful, but even her great looks can’t convince us to see this movie. Alba may be thrilled to enter the world of romantic comedies but reviews have been pretty harsh. On a brighter note, Dane and Jessica raised $260,000 for disabled children with a charity screening of their movie in Knoxville. Buzz has a few things to say about Good Luck Chuck as well so if you want to know how to spend your weekend, click here to see their review.