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Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee is a fucking idiot.

He should totally get the Republican nomination!!!

Robert Downey, Jr. - with Ben Stiller and their partners - shows off a new hairdon’t.

Such a shiteous cut and color!

The actors were spotted outside Il Sole restaurant in West Hollywood on Sunday night.

Are U feeling Robert’s new hair???

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

Click here to watch the un-hot new video for Avril Lavigne’s next single, Hot.

We’re having dejavu!

What song(s) do you think Avril ripped off to come up with Hot????

Oh, no!!!! This is low. Real low!

Pamela Anderson is disgusting and despicable.

The washed up blonde lied to Kid Rock about suffering a miscarriage during their brief marriage.

In a new interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Rock explains Anderson’s deceitful ways.

“She’s in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I’m gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James,” the 36-year-old rapper says.

“I’m like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, `You don’t care about me, blah blah blah,’” Rock says. “She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up.”

Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. “When I get there, she’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, `That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’”

To make matters worse, Pamela hasn’t denied Kid’s allegations!

Instead, the hard-pAArtying mother of two tells Rolling Stone, “I hope his album does well. I hope he’s happy in life. We were married for four months. If he has nothing nice to say about me, then please tell him to stop talking about me.”

Cold!

If it’s not true, then DENY it!!!!

You are awful Pamela!!!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

Leonardo DiCrapio’s girlfriend, Bar Rafeli is not winning any friends in her home country.

The model said earlier this week that she would never take any famous friends to Israel after the paparazzi there hounded her and Leo during their recent visit.

Now, Rafaeli is thumbing her nose at all the Israelis - male and female - that have to be part of the country’s mandatory military draft.

“I don’t regret not having been drafted . . .because I made out big,” she told an Israeli paper this week. “Why is it good to die for one’s country? Isn’t it better to live in New York?”

You may wanna stay in New York for a while. They don’t want you to visit back home!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

This makes us sick!

Just a couple of days after a judge said that she still has a drug problem, Britney Spears is using her kids for sympathy.

On Thursday afternoon, the trainwreck whored little Sean Preston out, taking him with her on a shopping expedition to the paparazzi-infested Robertson Blvd. in Beverly Hills.

He looks so sad and unhappy to be there!

Britney knew the paparazzi would hound them there, and yet she still whored out little Tater Tot.

Notice how we never see pictures of Kevin Federline with his kids.

Why? Because he doesn’t want us to see them! He’s not pandering to the paparazzi!

Oh, Britney.

Please get help!

[Image by Anthony Monterotti via Pacific Coast News.]

Adam Carolla’s morning radio show sidekick, Danny Bonaduce, auditions to be an exotic male dancer at the TV Launch Party for MY WORKOUT powered by Podfitness, Wednesday night at the W in Westwood.

1. Can you get that buff without steroids???

and

2. Does he shave or wax his chest and pubes????

It looks like Tim McGraw got his hair plugs at the same place as Jeremy Piven!

The country crooner and his wife, Faith Hill, hit up the premiere of his new film, Flicka, in Los Angeles on Wednesday.