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Heidi Montag wishes she was on Baywatch


h1 Friday, September 28th, 2007

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I don’t know how, but this site seems to have turned into a tribute page to The Hills. Anyway, everybody’s favorite plastic surgery role model Heidi Montag was spotted frolicking on the beach yesterday wearing a pink bikini and carrying around a red life preserver. What an accomplished life. When she’s 60 and looking back on her life she’ll be able to say she inspired a nation of girls to get breast implants and run on the beach. Somebody should get started on her biography now. It’s such a moving story of determination and the human spirit. She makes that Rosa Parks character look like a total douche.

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Heidi Montag is proud to be vapid


h1 Friday, September 28th, 2007

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Heidi Montag showed up at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event and proudly displayed the issue in which she basically states that she’d rather die than have small breasts. Amazing. This would be like Britney Spears smiling and holding up the issue of Ok! Magazine that details her coke problem and shoddy parenting skills. Though, to be fair, I hear she does walk around with it and shows it to people. And by people I mean the guy at McDonald’s that makes the fries. He understands her.

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Look Familiar???


h1 Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

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Hmmmm….

That engagement ring that Spencer gave to Heidi on the season premiere of The Hills Monday night looks an awful lot like this ring.

It’s made from “lab grown diamonds.”

Is that another term for fake?

And it retails for a conservative $770.

Good bargain!

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