Archive for the 'Gwyneth Paltrow' Category



Gwyneth Is a Good Neeiigh-bor


h1 Monday, August 11th, 2008

Gwyneth Paltrow slipped into a LBD and posed with photographer Steven Klein at his event benefiting the Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue in the Hamptons on Saturday night. Gwyn has been very philanthropic these days, showing her support for various charities. This time the cause is for animals — helping save horses from slaughter. Not only has this working mommy been showing off her sweeter side, but she's also still proving herself sexy with those killer legs.

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Gwenyth Paltrow Keeps Dry


h1 Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

Gwyneth Paltrow stayed out of last night’s inclement Manhattan weather thanks to her trusty umbrella holder. She was showing off her stems in her pre-London hometown where she is currently shooting Two Lovers with Joaquin Phoenix. Lucky little Londonites Apple and Moses got to spent part of their Summer at Gwyn’s childhood home in LA, Fall in Spain while she shot her PBS show, and hopefully now they’ll make some great memories of the holidays in NYC.


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Gwyneth Attempts To Spin Us


h1 Monday, December 4th, 2006

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Does she really expect us to believe her???

After the outrage over these remarks, Gwyneth Paltrow is backpedaling faster than you can say “Fuck you and your holier than thou attitude!”

Paltrow claims that she was misquoted by the Portuguese newspaper.

Uh huh!

Paltrow tells People magazine:

“First of all I feel so lucky to be American. When you look at the rest of the world, we’re so lucky, and that’s something my dad always instilled in me. I feel so proud to be American. I felt so upset to be completely misconstrued and I never, ever would have said thatthat. I definitely did not say that I think the British are more intelligent and civilized than Americans. I am a New York girl, that’s how I always think of myself and see myself. I live in England half the time because I’m married to an English guy. It’s not like I’ve left America. This is what I said. I said that Europe is a much older culture and there’s a difference. I always say in America, people live to work and in Europe, people work to live. There are positives in both.”

Dear Gwyneth,

Us Americans (well, at least Perez - and he is fat enough that he counts for three Americans) are not as stupid as you think we are.

We’re not buying your bullshit excuse!

xoxo

Who Has The Worse Hair??? YOU Decide!


h1 Sunday, November 26th, 2006

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The hair HOrror!!!!

Pals Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce must share the same taste in shitty ‘dos. Both unveiled craptastic hairstyles this past weekend.

At the debut of her Freixenet Cava ad campaign in Amsterdam, Paltrow looked like a pre-schooler with lots of talent did her hair. Lots of talent!

And, Beyonce - leaving Bergdorf Goodman in NYC - sported the hairstyle Madonna killed during the whole Confessions era.

This is a tough one.

We don’t know which is worse.

What do U think???

She Really Loves This Pose!


h1 Thursday, October 19th, 2006

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Gwyneth Platrow clutches her son, Moses, and protects him from the soul-sucking voodoo powers of the paparazzi, as she arrives at the airport in Spain.

P.S. Yeah, she's a repeat offender!