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Sources close to Britney Spears tell us she’s thisclose to flaking on her commitment to appear at the grand opening of LAX at the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas on Friday night.

Stay tuned to see if she actually makes it!

Fingers crossed, y’all.

Update: It’s not looking good!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

More from Andy Dick’s wild weeking in Columbus.

Drunken public urination? That’s hot!

CLICK HERE to see the uncensored photo of Dick’s dick.

We were a bit worried that P-Nasty was going to be the only gay on MTV’s Celebrity Rap Superstar, premiering next Thursday, August 30th, live at 10 PM.

Thankfully, there will be some more homoliciousness on the show, we’ve just found out.

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that DaBrat has signed up to be one of the judges on the show and and MC Lyte will be a “mentor” to one of the contestants.

We’re not sure about Lyte, but Brat is a big ol’ carpet muncher.

Hmm. She’s probably not gonna like that we just outed her! Ha.

We don’t care.

We’re coming out blazin’!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Kate Hudson was at Justin Timberlake’s concert in Boston on Friday night and also joined him to after-party at downtown dive bar J.J. Foley’s, where they looked quite cozy.

Inneresting!

She hasn’t hit rock bottom yet, but she’s close to it!

Things have gotten worse worse WORSE for Britney Spears.

A source at the courts reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Kevin Federline’s high-powered attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan (above right), was spotted walking into Department 88 of Los Angeles Superior Court on Wednesday with documents that may be K-Fed’s request for primary physical custody of his two children with the fallen pop star.

Britney will probably greet this news with a couple of Tequila shots and a night out partying on the town with her friends!

Sources confirm exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Pharrell Williams is quite angry at Britney Spears.

The spiraling out of control pop star was supposed to be in Miami on Tuesday working with the Neptunes producer, our pals at the Miami Herald are reporting.

And Spears is obviously not there!

“Pharrell takes this as a diss,” a source tells us. “It’s bad.”

Our spies in Miami have been on Britney watch for nearly two weeks.

We know of two times she was supposed to be there already; over the weekend to play with Scott Storch and Paris at Mansion–then canceled because she said Tater Tot had an ear infection.

And today, where we’re told Pharrell even had a basket of gourmet cupcakes sent to the Marlin Recording Studio where they were to work on the album together!

Tisk tisk Brit.

Not very professional homegirl!!!

Tension on the set of Desperate Housewives have reached epic proportions now that the cast and crew have learned that Teri Hatcher has pulled a Denise Richards!

PerezHilton.com can exclusively reveal that Hatcher the Snatcher is dating Eva Longoria’s ex-boyfriend Stephen Kay. (Click here to see pics of him.)

Kay directed Longoria in the 2004 film The Dead Will Tell and dated for almost a year.

“Of all the men in the world, lonely Teri had to pick Stephen,” one on-set snitch tells us. “She did it on purpose. Teri knew it would piss of Eva.”

Hatcher has long been rumored to be very jealous of her younger co-star, and our snoops echo that sentiment.

“Eva’s been on the cover of Maxim twice and gets tons more attention than Teri. Dating her ex-boyfriend is not kosher and the mood on the set has turned very sour very quickly.”

Kay’s relationship with Hatcher is relatively new (a few weeks). Longoria, meanwhile, is still with her boyfriend, basketball player Tony Parker.

Snatcher!!!

Ughhh. You all know how we feel about Denise Richards.

So not cool!

Then again, Teri and Eva were probably never friends to begin with.

We love this!!!

Sources reveal exclsuively to PerezHilton.com that Jennifer Aniston is currently in London, presumably visiting her "boyfriend" Vince Vaughn, who is working there.

Why'd she have to go and ruin our time in the U.K.???

Britney Spears was seen out in public this past week for the first time since giving birth to Small Fry. And, in addition to the pregnancy pounds, another thing was conspicuously missing: the former pop star's wedding ring!!!

Spears and The Federjerk have not been seen together in public in FOREVER it seems like.

And, this Thursday, sources tell PerezHilton.com that the two were in different cities partying like single people!

On October 19th, K-Fag and his posse were spotted at James Sinclair's Element Hollywood.

The wannabe rapper came with three of his pals, and according to insiders the hard-partying bunch went through two bottles of Jack Daniels as they sit back admiring the women strutting their stuff at the club's Hello Kitty fashion show.

Meanwhile, new mom Britney was was also downing Jack - must be their drink of choice - at Tao in Las Vegas.

Spears and her crew danced and drank the night away, partying it up in the clip for almost two solid hours.

K-Fag has also taken recent trips to Sin City...without Britney!

Why so much time apart????

Are the couple hitting another rough patch???

We hope not. But, if they are, it's time for Britney to stop taking The Federjek's shit and cut his strings loose!!!!