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Dita Von Teese is way better than PowerPoint

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

Dita Von Teese performed her burlesque act at Erotica 07 in London today. Her act included a peacock-esque outfit which she stripped out of before pouring water on herself in a giant bird cage. Wow, this show has everything: A woman showering in a cage like God intended and the illusion of sexuality. I say illusion because she’s still wearing a thong and pasties. If Dita really wanted to be sexy she’d be totally naked and I’d be in that cage dressed like an owl. Or even an eagle. It doesn’t matter. As long as we fly away to the magical land of Doing-It-Ville.

Some awesome, despite the pasties, NSFW pics of Dita’s shower after the jump.

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Frederick’s of Hollywood Helps Undress Today’s Stars

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

Last night many PYTs headed to the Frederick’s of Hollywood fashion show to benefit the Clothes Off Our Backs Foundation in LA. Attendees included the Simpson sisters, an Olsen, High School Musical stars and Dita. Which of these things is not like the other? While Dita may standout in this crowd, she’s also the one we associate most with sexy lingerie. Dita was just one of the many celebrity designers who created corsets to be auctioned off. Other guest designers included Christina Aguilera, Eva Longoria, Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson. Kristen Bell, who made her debut appearance on Heroes this week, was also there to support the good cause. Jessica Simpson was clearly having a blast with her Major Movie Star co-star Cheri Oteri. Oh how we’ve missed Jessica’s fun facial expressions.