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Christina Aguilera is expecting twins, according to a reliable source for the NY Daily News. That’s interesting. I was shocked to learn that her husband Sasquatch could mate with humans, and now I find out he not only reproduces, he multiplies. Fascinating stuff. Will Christina try to raise the kids in captivity or in the wild? Somebody needs to do an Animal Planet special on these two and record it for me. I’m too busy fighting terrorism with a knife between my teeth.

NOTE: Some might say that posting pictures of celebrity breasts isn’t really fighting terrorism. Newsflash: Terrorists hate boobs. If someone you know hates female mammary glands, report them immediately to the nearest Office of Homeland Security. I’m just going to sit here now and wait for my Congressional Medal of Honor. Man, I’ve earned it.

Christina Aguilera was spotted in Hollywood heading to lunch with a sasquatch her husband Jordan. You can definitely tell she’s pregnant by her massive breasts shining glow. Her lower back must be killing her because of those gargantuan boobs heels. She should see me in a shady hotel a chiropractor. I just want Christina to be healthy and provide her baby with lots of love. Because she’s got the breast milk covered. I mean, seriously, astronauts in space have boners right now. Ah, the circle of life.

A ton more of Christina Aguilera and her big boobies after the jump.

NOTE: If I try hard enough, I’m pretty sure I can come up with a few more words to cross out. Let’s, see. Marmalade! I did it! I’m the winner!

Yikes! Christina caked on the makeup earlier this week when she stopped by the recording studio. We know she loves her red lips but this look is a bit much. However, even the shocking makeup and animal print bra was not enough to take our attention away from her baby bump! She and Jordan are still trying to keep their private life out of the media and although we were wondering if they will ever make a public announcement it’s clear they really don’t need to.

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Christina Aguilera was spotted grabbing dinner in Brenthood with her ogre of a husband last night and showed off her very pregnant belly. That’s right, her big beautiful bouncy bellies. Mmmmm. Wait, what? I mean, uh, she looks smart. I respect her for her mind.

Christina and her nighttime shades caught up with her mom, step dad and little brother for dinner in LA last night. She’s still yet to confirm any pregnancy rumors, but rocking only flowy loose fitting tops none the less. Obviously it’s her business to tell or not tell, but if she and Jordan are happily expecting it’s going to get harder and harder for her to keep to herself — especially considering the rumor that she is going to perform with Tony Bennett at next month’s Emmys. Either way, it’s great to see that Christina is feeling all better after her end of tour health scare.

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See those red nails??? That whisp of blonde hair????

It’s Christina Aguilera, shit-faced drunk Tuesday morning in London.

The singer, in town for her Back to Basics tour, went out partying with friends to hotspot Kabaret’s Prophecy.

At 5 A.M., unable to stumble out of the club, Xtina was hoisted on a friend’s back, a jacket covered her head, and she was escorted out to her car.

And that is how you party properly!