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George & Sarah Hobble Out For Michael Clayton


h1 Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

After his scary Friday afternoon motorcycle accident, George Clooney stepped out in NYC last night for the premiere of Michael Clayton, arm in crutch with his girl Sarah. Broken toes aside, she looked mighty happy to be alongside her man - can’t say I blame her. Along with George’s costars in the movie a slick looking Brad Pitt, an ugh, why Kate Walsh and sexed-up (surprise, surprise) Ellen Barkin all came out. The night was about the movie, but the red carpet was most definitely for asking George about his accident. In typical George fashion he laughed it off with quips and jokes. Here’s more:

“I’m a little dinged up – lots of Neosporin,” Clooney told PEOPLE at the New York event. “I’m definitely not jogging or doing jumping jacks.”

He added that he and Larson are “just resting.”

“You don’t really want to rub or massage parts that are broken or anything,” he said.

It’s good to hear that both George and Sarah are doing better after the accident - it could have been so much worse. Something tells me Sarah will take him up on those massages once she’s feeling a little better.


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Brad Pitt loves being interviewed


h1 Friday, September 21st, 2007

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Brad Pitt currently stars in “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.” I guess there’s no real need to see that movie after that title. Thank you for saving me $10 and two hours of my precious time, movie-title-making guy. While at the premiere, Brad seemed to be totally enthused to talk about the experience, according to the Daily Intelligencer:

When a perky MTV producer threw him the standard softball, “What did you learn from doing this movie?” Pitt didn’t swing for it. “I didn’t learn shit, really,” he said.

Absolutely riveting. Brad Pitt you have mastered the art of the interview. I look forward to your next film, when you’ll tell reporters that the experience taught you how to “go f— yourself.” Don’t ever stop evolving as a master conversationalist, sir. You’re so close to the zenith of human communication.

NOTE: For the record, I hate MTV and wish Brad Pitt would’ve broke the producer’s face with his super-human abs. Did you ever see Fight Club? Brad could stop a Mack truck with those puppies. As for me, well, I don’t like to brag, but I’ve been known to squash a tank like a tin can with mine. It’s something I do to pass the time, and to let the government know I’m not paying those back taxes so they should just give up already.

Papa Pitt’s L.A. Pit Stop


h1 Friday, November 3rd, 2006

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Brad is back for Babel! That’s right, the Vanity Fair cover boy took to the skies on Thursday, leaving India for the Los Ageles premiere of his new film - Babel - this weekend. No word on whether or not Angelina and fam are coming along too.

Helping is Hot


h1 Monday, October 30th, 2006

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Back from his romantic weekend getaway with Santa Angelina, Papa Pitt went to work on Monday.

The actor and humanitarian lent his services to the 23rd annual Jimmy Carter project for Habitat for Humanity, building homes for those in need, in the Patan Village, just east of Mumbai, India.

Interesting facial hair Bradley!