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Pregnant and slutty!

The whores from t.A.T.u pose seductively like hookers in the new issue of Russian Maxim.

Oh, Julia. Honey!

Coming up!

Kudos to them!

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are using their celebrity for good, and that’s always a wonderful thing.

The parents-to-be launched their new Children’s Foundation on Monday afternoon. They held a press conference at the Los Angeles Free Clinic in Hollywood.

Nicole and Joel donated 100 Mom-to-Be kits to the Los Angeles Free Clinic.

Hopefully they will continue to be active in their philanthropy!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Usher and his much-older wife, Tameka Foster, welcomed a baby birth to this world on Monday night.

The child was born in Atlanta.

Foster, who has children from a previous relationship, had a bit of a difficult pregnancy. She was hospitalized in the summer for a “scare.”

The pair got married early this fall, after an aborted wedding in the Hamptons.

The singer’s mother is said to not get along with Tameka.

Not that she popped the baby out, she’s set for life!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

First off, lose those damn boots already!

Secondly, Britney Spears went shopping for chandeliers (WTF?) in LA this past weekend while she left her kids in the car.

Yes, they were supervised, but still. Come on!

She couldn’t find any other time to shop for fucking chandeliers????

Unfitney doesn’t have that much time with her kids per week. She should make the most of it!

And that poor baby. Look at his teeth! And his dirty face!

What does the court-appointed supervisor think of this?????

[Images via WENN.]

The tour is almost over. Thankfully!

J. Lo needs to focus on being an expectant mom.

The singer/actress, who looks five to six months pregnant, is rumored to be carrying twins. And she can’t hide that massive bump any longer!

Here is La Lopez and children-to-be at the American Airlines Arena in Miami on Friday night.

She should have two little girls. Two mini divas!

[Images via Mavrix Online.]

We rarely see this baby!

Whose child is this????

CLICK HERE to find out who the superstar parents are!

[Image by ENF via Fame Pictures.]

It’s Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s little Moses. Mom and tot were spotted in Barcelona on Wednesday. The Oscar winner is in Spain filming a new cooking show with chef Mario Batali.

Oh, no!!!! This is low. Real low!

Pamela Anderson is disgusting and despicable.

The washed up blonde lied to Kid Rock about suffering a miscarriage during their brief marriage.

In a new interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Rock explains Anderson’s deceitful ways.

“She’s in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I’m gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James,” the 36-year-old rapper says.

“I’m like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, `You don’t care about me, blah blah blah,’” Rock says. “She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up.”

Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. “When I get there, she’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, `That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’”

To make matters worse, Pamela hasn’t denied Kid’s allegations!

Instead, the hard-pAArtying mother of two tells Rolling Stone, “I hope his album does well. I hope he’s happy in life. We were married for four months. If he has nothing nice to say about me, then please tell him to stop talking about me.”

Cold!

If it’s not true, then DENY it!!!!

You are awful Pamela!!!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

K-Fed’s plan worked!

Mark Vincent Kaplan, Federline’s attorney, paid a visit to Los Angeles Superior Court Monday morning to discuss Britney Spears driving illegally - without a valid drivers license - while her children were in the car with her this past weekend.

As a result, a Los Angeles judge on Monday took away Spears’ custody rights and ordered to turn over her boys to Federline by Wednesday, OK! magazine was the first to report.

They will remain with him until further notice.

Until now, Britney and Kevin have had 50/50 joint custody. Now, Federline will have 100% physical custody.

The ruling says:

“Respondent’s oral motion pursuant to section 214FC is granted and the matter proceeds as a closed hearing.  The court and all parties present confer on the record that the court makes its order as fully reflected in the notes of the official court reporter. The court’s  prior order including the orders made on September 28, 2007 remain in full force and effect with the following modification: Respondent is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday October  3rd, 2007 at 12 PM until further order of the Court. Repondent’s ex- parte application is noticed for October 3, 2007 at 1:30 PM in  Department 88.”

Wow. Wow. Wow.

How will Britney respond to this????

Her family needs to stage an intervention right now!

We’re not kidding when we say they should place her on suicide watch!

[Image via Celerbity Babylon.]

This is not a Britney Spears post.

Rejoice!

Angelina Jolie picked up her eldest child, Maddox, up from school in NYC on Wednesday.

The doting mother carried her son’s backpack and held his hand as they left the Lycee Francais.

Even while doing something as mundane as picking Mad up from school, Jolie still looks pretty flawless, dressed in her usual black.

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Is Ricky Martin in a secret relationship? Or is he just talking in the third person?

Only gays (like Perezzzz) talk in the third person!

The singer told reporters in Puerto Rico on Wednesday that he wants kids - perhaps adopting “one from each continent” if possible.

How very Angelina of him!

“It’s something we want to begin to create this year, a family of many colors,” said Enriquetta.

“I want to do it right,” he said. “I don’t want any problems or misunderstandings. … Some think as celebrities we can manipulate the system to have a quicker adoption.”

Who is this WE? Does “we” wanna say hello to the world???

Here's a great new image of baby Z. Not only is Brangelina's baby girl beautiful, but she's also very chic! The tot is sporting a modified female mullet and some trendy bracelets.

Work it out little lady!!!

Tammy Etheridge (formerly known as Michaels) gave birth to a boy and a girl on Tuesday!

Melissa and her wife named the twins Miller Steven and Johnnie Rose.

The happy couple released the following statement:

“The creation of life brings about immeasurable love, and pours hope into the future… The joy will help carry us through our upcoming sleepless nights.”

Congratulations!!!