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Hayden Panettiere’s mom may have been ‘disrepecting’ after all (Read: Drunk off her ass)

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Hollyscoop is reporting that Hayden Panettiere's mom Lesley got drunk as hell last night at the benefit for the Whaleman Foundation and was flirting with other men. She allegedly decided to smack her husband Alan around who was also tanked and either trying to stop her from causing a scene or simply orchestrating a Taco Bell run:

"Hayden's mom drank way too much and was being rude to everyone. Her Dad was trying to put her in her place. Lesley striked him several times before he hit her," said our spy.
Our source confirmed that Hayden's parents started arguing while at the Whaleman Benefit dinner at Beso last night because Lesley was allegedly flirting with another man, and the argument escalated when they went home.

Jesus. Nothing like causing a giant drunken ruckus on your daughter's special night. I mean, Britney Spears managed to attend a charity function without making a complete ass out of herself - and she doesn't even know how to read! But don't despair; The road to healing starts by realizing you're worse than a career genital flasher. You can learn all this and more in my new book "Seriously, What the Fuck?: An Inspirational Journey of the Soul."

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UPDATE: Hayden Panettiere’s dad arrested for spousal abuse

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Hayden Panettiere hosted a charity benefit last night for the Whaleman Foundation at Eva Longoria's restaurant Beso. What was supposed to be a special evening for the Heroes star, turned into a crapfest when Hayden's father punched her mother twice after getting in an argument at home later that night. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Alan and Lesley Panettiere were at a party earlier in the evening. We're told Alan was upset because Lesley was "hanging" with someone at the shindig and he felt she was "disrespecting" him.
Sources say, according to Lesley's statement to Sheriffs, the couple went home, began arguing and he struck her in the cheek. We're told cops took pictures and there are visible marks.
Paramedics advised her she should go to the hospital but she refused. Alan did not give a statement to the police. It's unclear if any of their kids were at the house at the time of the incident.

Jesus, what a colossal dick. Milo Ventimiglia better be taking good care of Hayden, my sweet midget love. Yeah, it's common knowledge she's about to dump his ass and run away with me as far as $4.50 will get us on a Greyhound, but that's not important right now. What is important is Milo manning up and being a shoulder to cry on. No tongue! UPDATE: Turns out both parents were shitfaced, according to TMZ: "Alan told cops when they arrived, 'I'm Alan. Yeah, I just got into an argument with my drunk wife.'" Interesting. Cue Hayden Panettiere becoming the new Lindsay Lohan in 5, 4, 3, 2 - Flame on!