Archive for the 'Anna Nicole Smith' Category



Anna Nicole Had Warts….And Serious Issues!


h1 Monday, March 26th, 2007

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Anna Nicole Smith was a walking zombie the months prior to her untimely death earlier this year.

Undoubtedly still coping with the tragic death of her son and probably being controlled by some unsavory influences in her life - HKS, cough cough - the former Playmate took enough prescription drugs to stock a small pharmacy.

Anna was taking meds given to her from various doctors, all of which combined led to her accidental drug overdose.

What was in Smith’s system at the time of her death?

A whole lot!

The drugs found in Anna’s body included:

- Trichloroethanol (a sedative and hypnotic)

- Trichloroacetic acid (treatment of warts, including genital warts)

- Diphenhydramine hydrochloride (an antihistimine and sedative)

- Clonazepam (aka Klonopin; used for treating anxiety)

- Diazepam (muscle relaxant, used for treating anxiety, insomnia)

- Nordiazapam (sedative)

- Temazepam (a sedative and hypnotic)

- Oxazepam (a muscle relaxant and sedative)

- Lorazapam (anti-nausea, sedative, muscle relaxant)

Sweet Jesus!!!!

Anna Nicole was taking SIX different types of sedatives!!!!!

That is just…..

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Anna’s Autopsy Results Revealed!


h1 Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

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Not so fast!

We need to wait until Monday morning to find out what killed Anna Nicole Smith.

The autopsy results will be announced at a news conference on March 26th at 10:30 AM.

Gary Bitner, the spokesperson for the Seminole Police Department in Broward County, Florida, where Smith died, said the findings at Monday’s news conference “are going to be a significant announcement.”

He added that the findings “are going to provide some resolution” in the death of Anna Nicole.

Now….

What we really wanna know is……

Who’s the babydaddy?????

Headline Of The Week Weak


h1 Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

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Stern’s sister: Smith unsure of paternity

Howard is fucked! CLICK HERE for all the latest on the Anna Nicole saga!

Headline Of The Week Weak


h1 Saturday, February 10th, 2007

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“Old man and the seed?
Anna’s baby girl may be from sperm her
husband had frozen before he died at 90

No fucking way!!! Click here for all the details on this latest headline in the crazy Anna Nicole Smith saga!

Fill In The Blank


h1 Friday, February 9th, 2007

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What I will remember most about Anna Nicole Smith is ______.

Headline Of The Week Weak


h1 Saturday, November 11th, 2006

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Anna Nicole seen as political handicap

She’s part of the political discourse now!!! LOVE it!!!! Read about Smith’s latest Bahamian ordeal…after the jump!

Just When You Thought It Couldn’t Get Stranger


h1 Monday, October 30th, 2006

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It took her over a month to bury him, and now it may take much less time to snatch his dead body back!!

Anna Nicole Smith may possibly be deported from the Bahamas for lying to the government to gain citizenship, and she's probably going to exhume Daniel and take him with her....wherever she may go.

Hey crackhead, dead bodies are not like pets!!

Get your fucking act together blondie!!!!!


Headline Of The Week Weak


h1 Friday, October 27th, 2006

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"Ex Sues Anna Nicole A Second Time"

Find out the latest crazy development in this saga....after the jump!


Anna Nicole Being Evicted!!!


h1 Monday, October 23rd, 2006

When are they making the new made-for-TV movie on all this drama??!!

Click here for the latest development in the Anna Nicole Smith saga.


Does She Have Something To Hide???


h1 Friday, October 20th, 2006

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Anna Nicole Smith is responding to the paternity lawsuit filed by her alleged babydaddy, photojournalist Larry Birkhead, and she's telling him to fuck off!

The new mom, whom Birkhead accuses of being addicted to methadone, will not be submitting her 6-week-old daughter to the paternity tests demanded by her ex-boyfriend.

"Why should she accommodate him at all?" asked Smith's Bahamian attorney, Wayne Munroe. "I don't think she's going to run her life according to his wishes."

Meanwhile, Birkhead's lawyer, who is on her way to the Bahamas - where Smith is now residing, fires back. Attorney Debra Opri says Smith has been served with multiple notices of her request for a meeting.

"We're going to get that paternity test," says Opri. "It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, but I'm not going away."

If she and Howard K. Stern, Smith's new "husband", are confident that he is the true biological father, why are they reluctant to submit to a paternity test????

Something's fishy....and cracked out!


What Took Them So Long???


h1 Thursday, October 19th, 2006

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May he rest in peace....finally!!!

After lying embalmed at a funeral home in the Bahamas for an astounding 39 days, Anna Nicole Smith's deceased son, Daniel, will be buried today.

Entertainment Tonight has learned that a private memorial service with about 25 guests in attendance will be held this afternoon. Daniel will reportedly be buried at the island's Lake View cemetery wearing a trucker cap, t-shirt and blue jeans -- items that are said to be his favorite type of clothing.

Sources tell ET that his grieving mother will be wearing a black dress and veil specially made for the occasion by close friend POL ATTEU, the Beverly Hills couture designer who also made her wedding dress in a last-minute request for the commitment ceremony to HOWARD K. STERN.

Wonder how long it will take for Anna & Howard to sell the funeral pics???

How much do you think People magazine will pay for them????