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“Amy Winehouse to renew wedding vows…in jail!

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AMY WINEHOUSE TO RENEW WEDDING VOWS

Singer hopes it will boost hubby Blake Fielder-Civil’s spirits

Amy Winehouse plans to renew her wedding vows with Blake Fielder-Civil in prison.

The singer, 24, only married 8 months ago but reckons it will boost the 25-year-old’s spirits while he’s held at London’s Pentonville Prison.

Blake faces allegations of attempting to pervert the course of justice and a separate GBH offence.

‘When Blake was first arrested, they both declared their undying love and promised each other it would be good to renew their vows,’ a source tells the Daily Star.

‘And the time feels right to do that now. They are missing each other terribly.

‘Amy wants them to repeat the same vows they took when they married in Miami last May.’

Amy is currently holidaying at rocker Bryan Adams’ villa on the Caribbean island of Mustique.

The service is expected to take place on Friday, when Amy visits her spouse in jail.

Nuzzles!!!!

David Beckham receives a traditional welcome with a member of the official Maori welcoming party on his arrival in Wellington, New Zealand on Thursday.

The LA Galaxy will play against the Wellington Phoenix on Saturday.

Seems like Becks will miss the first Spice Girls concert in Vancouver on Sunday. And so is Perez, sadly.

BUT, we are going to the first Los Angeles show on Wednesday. Yay!!!

Left: Kelly Osbourne. Right: Gay porn star Francois Sagat.

It has just been confirmed….

Daniel Radcliffe will be reprising his role as the horsey-loving lead in Equus for American audiences.

The revival of Peter Shaffer’s play will open on Broadway next year.

All the perverts in New York are eagerly awaiting for tickets to go on sale!

Emma Bunton, the last remaining Spice Girl to come, was spotted at Heathrow airport in London on Monday, boarding a flight to Los Angeles. All the girls are set to begin rehearsing for their big reunion tour, which kicks off in early December.

Mel B. is the latest Spice Girl to update their official blog.

This is what she has to share:

“Alright you lot,

Wow, what a busy few days I’ve had… it’s been mental but brilliant at the same time. As you know, I flew to the UK with Victoria last week so that we could hook up with the other girls to shoot the video for our new single Headlines (Friendship Never Ends). It was a really, really long day but I think that’s because we all sat around drinking tea and gossiping like a bunch of old women! We had such a laugh. It was great to be together again and I think the video is going to look fan-bloody-tastic. I can’t wait to see it finished and on TV.

Hopefully you will have heard the single by now as it was played on radio on Tuesday morning. We are really pleased with it and hope that you will love it as much as we do. I can’t wait to perform it for the first time with the rest of the girls.

I’m back in LA now as I’m Dancing With The Stars. I was so pleased with the judges’ comments this week. I was really nervous about the performance as I had such little time to practice but I think the other girls brought me luck. I really enjoyed dancing to Spice Up Your Life. My dancing partner Maks was with me in the UK so that we could practice our routine in-between takes of the video. Although I think the other girls scared him a bit – but that’s what Girl Power is all about.

I’m so excited about the tour and soon we will all be together in LA so we can really get stuck in to rehearsals. It is going to be such an AMAAAAAAZING show, so I hope you’ve all got your tickets!

See you all soon

Melanie B”

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Back in black!

Courtney Love and Kelly Osbourne both donned goth-like creations in London on Thursday night.

If you had to….

Which would you rather make your princess bride and sexually devour????

Hetero girls can play this game too!

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You don’t wanna mess with Sharon Osbourne. She will fuck you up.

Even if you’re related to her!

The X Factor judge is set to release her autobiography and in it she spends a good portion of the book bashing her brother, David.

She HATES her brother and doesn’t want him in her life.

Click here to read an excerpt.

Don’t you feel all warm and fuzzy inside now?

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She’s looking healthy!

Amy Winehouse goes for a stroll in London this past weekend.

The rehabphobic singer even had some ice cream.

And her hair looks clean!

This seems like a whole new Wino!

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Our beloved Girls Aloud kicked off the holiday season by welcoming father Christmas to London on Sunday.

Sadly, it’s time for us to go back to Los Angeles.

We’ve had such a wonderful time in jolly ol’ England, but….we’ll be back real soon!

We've been championing Lily Allen since last spring, and it's so thrilling to watch her live up to her full potential.

She's taken the U.K. by storm, and she's set to do the same in America!

Click here to check out the video for her song Littlest Things, one of the follow-ups in England to her hit debut single Smile.

You'll loves it!