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Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
The official wedding photo of Eddie Muprhy and that tragic famewhore.
If Eddie Murphy’s cocked eyebrow could speak, it would say ________.
[Image via People.]
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Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
Kelly Brook likes to torture Billy Zane
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
Kelly Brook put on a new bikini and enjoyed some more of her St. Barts vacation with boyfriend Billy Zane yesterday. But apparently Kelly’s idea of a good time is cramming sand down Billy’s crotch, according to the Daily Mail:
Instead it was all good clean fun as Kelly took great delight shoving handfuls of wet sand inside Billy’s loose-fitting swimming shorts while he looked on somewhat bemused.
If I were Billy Zane, I’d look on bemusingly as well, if that were a word. By all normal laws of science he should be cleaning shoes at the bowling alley. Instead he’s got a busty British actress girlfriend that, yeah, maybe puts sand on his nads. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices. Very itchy sacrifices that will totally chafe afterwards. I should know. I dated a sandcastle artist once. My taint still feels like the Sahara.
Photos: INFdaily.com
How bad have things gotten for Aspen-based … [Paparazzi]
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
How bad have things gotten for Aspen-based paparazzi? The town, long Hollywood’s preferred mountain refuge from the bustle of L.A., is apparently been so drained of celebrity quarry that its once-proud guerrilla-photographer population has been forced to eke out a meager existence by stalking the likes of Goldie Hawn, who gripes, “They’ve come into our little town and they really have done their job: They’ve shooed us out.” [Breitbart.com]
Headline Of The Week Weak
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
“Amy Winehouse to renew wedding vows…in jail!
Where there’s a Wino, there’s a way. CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
AMY WINEHOUSE TO RENEW WEDDING VOWS
Singer hopes it will boost hubby Blake Fielder-Civil’s spirits
Amy Winehouse plans to renew her wedding vows with Blake Fielder-Civil in prison.
The singer, 24, only married 8 months ago but reckons it will boost the 25-year-old’s spirits while he’s held at London’s Pentonville Prison.
Blake faces allegations of attempting to pervert the course of justice and a separate GBH offence.
‘When Blake was first arrested, they both declared their undying love and promised each other it would be good to renew their vows,’ a source tells the Daily Star.
‘And the time feels right to do that now. They are missing each other terribly.
‘Amy wants them to repeat the same vows they took when they married in Miami last May.’
Amy is currently holidaying at rocker Bryan Adams’ villa on the Caribbean island of Mustique.
The service is expected to take place on Friday, when Amy visits her spouse in jail.
That’s Not an Engagement Ring on Ashlee’s Finger
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
We were so distracted by Ashlee and Pete’s cute kissy time that we didn’t even notice the ring she was sporting on her left hand at her NYE party on Monday night. Her engagement ring finger was still occupied yesterday as she and Pete did some shopping around Miami, but don’t start envisioning their hipster wedding just yet. Both Ashlee’s and Pete’s reps have already denied that the couple is engaged. These two definitely seemed to be all loved up these days, but knowing how fickle Pete can be, we’re glad they’re waiting a bit before diving into marriage vows.
Kourtney Kardashian is possibly the hotter one
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
In case you couldn’t tell, it’s Bikini Day on The Superficial. Our next contestant is Kim Kardashian’s older sister Kourtney who was spotted at South Beach yesterday with her boyfriend Guy That Should Be Me. Well, at least I thought it should be me until I foolishly stopped looking at her chest. I caught a glimpse at Kourtney’s chipmunk teeth, and I think my penis just screamed a little.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News
Name That Celebrity: Butt Crack Edition
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
The first Name That Celebrity of 2008 is a real doozy. There’s no way you’re getting this one! Ass cracks aren’t as distinctive as you might think. In fact, it’s actually really hard to tell a famous ass crack from a civilian ass crack. Not without first analyzing their respective stools, anyway. The way I hear it, celebrity shit doesn’t stink and is made from the finest 24 karat gold. Fun fact: this particular celebrity ass crack boasts an anus bleached white as the driven snow. Hope that helps!
Take a crack at it, then find out the celebrity after the jump.