Dita Von Teese is way better than PowerPoint
November 23rd, 2007
Dita Von Teese performed her burlesque act at Erotica 07 in London today. Her act included a peacock-esque outfit which she stripped out of before pouring water on herself in a giant bird cage. Wow, this show has everything: A woman showering in a cage like God intended and the illusion of sexuality. I say illusion because she’s still wearing a thong and pasties. If Dita really wanted to be sexy she’d be totally naked and I’d be in that cage dressed like an owl. Or even an eagle. It doesn’t matter. As long as we fly away to the magical land of Doing-It-Ville.
Some awesome, despite the pasties, NSFW pics of Dita’s shower after the jump.
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