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Back in black!

Courtney Love and Kelly Osbourne both donned goth-like creations in London on Thursday night.

If you had to….

Which would you rather make your princess bride and sexually devour????

Hetero girls can play this game too!

[Images by Will Alexander via WENN.]

Britney Spears stood up her parenting coach again who is finally fed up with the singer’s behavior. This latest development adds to Britney’s legal problems in her ongoing custody battle. Yesterday Britney lost visitation rights with her kids because she couldn’t supply a contact number to the people handling her drug tests. TMZ reports:

Sources say Britney had a scheduled time to meet the coach yesterday at her Malibu home. The coach made the trek, but no Britney.

We’re told during the hearing earlier this week, the coach phoned in and asked the Commissioner if she could end the home visits, presumably because they were going nowhere.

So far, in order to keep her kids, Britney Spears has been unable to supply her phone number and be at her own house at a designated time. I could train a freaking chimp to do both those things – while juggling a chainsaw! Actually, that’s not really fair, because I could train a chimp to do a lot of things Britney does. For example: drive a car somewhat safely, eat a Chalupa, flash its genitals and, given an extra week or so, make a Top 40 pop album.

Just the Friday afternoon pick-me-up we needed!

The kids over at ElleGirl.com have come up with some fun and fairly inexpensive Halloween costume suggestions.

Included on their list? The Wino and P-Nasty himself!

Amy Winehouse: Costume Checklist

Black mini dress with neon bra
Beehive wig
Liquid eyeliner
Tooth cap
Fake tattoos
Black stiletto pumps
Model: ELLE.com Fashion News Editor Tracey Lomrantz
“I have to say, being bad feels so good. Wearing this beehive was the most fun I’ve had in days—especially when I rode the subway back to the office from getting it done. I was almost trampled by a girl who thought I was the real Amy Winehouse!:”

Perez Hilton: Costume Checklist

Neon hair spray (pink or blue)
Bermuda shorts Allover print hoodie
Celebrity slogan T-shirt
Gold chain necklaces
Laptop
Knee-high striped socks
Model: ELLE.com Fashion Market/ Accessories Director
“Who’s the queen of all media now?!”

Click here to check out the rest of their zexy costume suggestions!

What are YOU gonna be for Halloween???

Though reports had been circulating about a mysterious FBI raid of the heavily fortified Las Vegas warehouse where celebrity necromancer David Copperfield houses the contract with Satan documenting the exchange of his mortal soul for the infernal magickal powers he regularly displays in network television specials, the purpose of the probe had remained unclear. But now Fox News is reporting that the investigation is connected to a rape claim made against Copperfield by a Seattle woman:

The woman told Seattle police the magician raped her while she was in the Bahamas, sources said. Because the alleged incident happened abroad and the woman did not report it until she returned to the United States, Seattle authorities turned over the case to the FBI.

On Thursday, FBI officials raided a Las Vegas warehouse used by Copperfield. Seattle FBI agent Robbie Burroughs said Thursday the case was related to one in Washington. [..]

Copperfield’s Las Vegas attorney, David Chesnoff, told FOX News that possible sexual abuse claims against the illusionist are false.

“If in fact those are the allegations, unfortunately false allegations are all too often made against famous individuals,” Chesnoff said. “But we are confident the investigation will conclude favorably.”[…]

Copperfield has a warehouse in Las Vegas that he has dubbed the International Museum & Library of the Conjuring Arts. He apparently stores tricks and memorabilia from around the world at the warehouse.

It remains to be seen what secrets the FBI’s raid on the illusionist’s magic repository will reveal; in addition to the potential seizing of evidence that could aid in the investigation of the rape claims, they could come across the item that could help the agency finally crack one of Las Vegas’s still-unsolved crimes: the diary in which Copperfield details how he mesmerized Siegfried and Roy’s man-eating white tiger to do his evil bidding, instigating the attack that ultmately ended the heated rivalry between the Strip’s two cheesiest magical acts.

• Cops: Seattle Woman Claims David Copperfield Raped Her [Fox News]

Victoria’s Secret supermodel and all around really pretty girl Adriana Lima was spotted at LAX last night without any makeup on. Here’s the part of the show where I usually make fun of her for looking like a bag lady, but I honestly can’t tell if she does. It’s like everytime I rub my eyes she flips between gorgeous and, uh, less gorgeous. Check out the difference between this shot and this shot. It’s like somebody went in and replaced her while the paparazzi was changing film. Replaced her with, you know, a vampire.

Blake Lively and her on-screen mom Kelly Rowland hit the pink carpet at the Viva La Cure Benefit for Women’s Cancer Research last night in NYC with other stars like Amanda Peet and Brooke Shields. Gossip Girl may be just getting started, but Blake is already feeling the effects of her newfound celebrity. As the November cover girl for CosmoGirl, Blake talked about getting up close and personal with some of Hollywood’s finest. She said,

“It is a crazy and completely insane business. I’ll go to an event wearing some designer gown and tens of thousands of dollars in jewels that were lent to me for the night, and I’ll walk around and meet people who I always thought were such a big deal.”

She even talks about Brad Pitt’s poo. I can’t wait to read the rest of the interview and see where it goes. As for getting to wear all those fabulous clothes on and off the set — sounds rough . Speaking of which, Fab’s got a fun fashion quiz and info on all the clothes you saw on last night’s episode, including Serena’s gorgeous date night dress! If you were more enthralled with the kids’ fancy gadgets, Geek challenges you to test your knowledge with her Gossip Girl tech quiz.

Lots more pics from the event including Jane Krakowski and Kristin Davis so just

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It’s hard for us to believe anything Britney Spears‘ says. The lost soul also has no one to protect her and without a solid team she is left with moronic friends who feed the press bullshit excuses for her appalling behavior.

A Los Angeles judge suspended Britney’s visitation with her sons on Thursday because she failed to get in contact with the drug testing people.

As the judge had previously stated, a missed test is a failed test!

Now, someone in Spears’ camp is talking to In Touch Weekly and telling them the reason Brit Brit wasn’t able to get in touch with the drug testing folks is because she has bad cell phone reception in her Malibu home and never got her calls.

Uh huh!!!

Bitch don’t have a land line???

She doesn’t check her cell phone’s voicemail????

Spears has pulled a bullshit excuse like this before. A few weeks ago, it was reported that Britney didn’t see her kids for one of their visits because she claimed the intercom at the gate of her Malibu house wasn’t working.

Enough with the excuses!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Guess which blonde is kissing her costar?

Today’s most popular headlines are Ellen DeGeneres Turned America Against Kennel Only After Threats Failed To Work (4,691 views today), Suri Cruise: The First Eighteen Months (3,016) and The ‘Kid Nation’ Faces Its Most Difficult Challenge To Date (2,130).

British model/actress Kelly Brook debuted her new perfume at Superdrug in London yesterday. She possesses two wonderful qualities for being a product salesman: a great smile and a winning personality. Yep, those are the two most notable things about her. I bet if you met her in person those would be the first two things you noticed. Well that, and her intelligence.

Ange was back on the Los Angeles set of her new movie, The Changeling, on Wednesday.

Every day she’s becoming more and more like this woman!

[Image by Andrew Shawaf via Pacific Coast News.]

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John Mayer celebrated his birthday on Tuesday night with a big joint party at the Rainbow Room in NYC with his dad, Richard.

John turned 30 yesterday and daddy Mayer celebrated his 80th birthday just two days before that.

How adorable is pops???

[Photo via Getty Images.]

We’ve seen Ashton showcase a bunch of different looks on the set of What Happens In Vegas in NYC. We’ve seen cheeky t-shirt Ashton, skater boy Ashton and business casual Ashton, but this is our first look at more clean-cut, preppy Ashton. We guess his on-screen counterpart knows how to mix it up just like he does. That being said, we are still far more interested in Cameron’s on-screen wardrobe than his. Sorry Ashton.

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We ended yesterday with a set of fake knockers courtesy of Victoria Beckham, so why not start the day with another pair? That’s just smart journalism. This morning’s rack is courtesy of Jenna Jameson Queen of the Duck-people. I’m not saying she had a lot of collagen injected. I’m just saying I could probably set up patio furniture on her upper lip – and an above-ground pool.

Edit: Alright, alright, I may have gotten an estimate for a barbecue pit. It’ll fit nicely by the basketball court and helipad. Or should I put it next to the outdoor amphitheater?