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Scope out English model/actress Gemma Atkinson in her crazy hot 2008 calendar. I don’t really have any idea who she is, but Gemma has dreams of being an R&B/soul singer and will soon be moving stateside to Nashville. Also, just thought I’d mention she’s recently single. News of the World reports:

Our Gem’s now single after splitting with Man United star Ronaldo in July.
A close pal revealed: “Gemma’s started dating again and is loving it. She’s met up with a number of guys so far and had a great time.”

Note to Self: Move to Nashville. Seek out Gemma Atkinson. (If you’re unable to spot her, go home and cry in the bathtub while questioning your sexuality.) Introduce yourself as a record producer. (A cowboy hat will add authenticity to this claim and make you look like Chuck Norris. Pure win/win situation.) Gain Gemma’s confidence. (Buy her a coffee maker. Or an oven mitt. Whatever the chicks are into these days.) Touch boobies. (If unsuccessful, I hear suicide is fun too.) End note.

Robert Downey, Jr. - with Ben Stiller and their partners - shows off a new hairdon’t.

Such a shiteous cut and color!

The actors were spotted outside Il Sole restaurant in West Hollywood on Sunday night.

Are U feeling Robert’s new hair???

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

Cameron Diaz sat down to lunch with a girlfriend in NYC this weekend, and we’re kind of curious about what she’s eating, so feel free to give us your input. Her latest rumored man Bradley played it cool when asked about his latest lady friend. He said, “I think she’s great. We’re good friends.” We think these two would made a cute couple, but who knows how into each other they really are. I guess time will tell so stay tuned.

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Paris kicks it with Verne Troyer at Guvernment nightclub in Toronto on Saturday night.

Paris likes to party with Mini-Me because _______.

[Image courtesy of Adrian Monaco.]

Guess who is going on a trip?

The Cruz sisters showed off their good looks and their new handbags in Tokyo on Friday. The ladies arrived in Japan earlier this week posing in matching outfits, but this time around they went is opposite directions as Penelope got playful with bold orange and Monica was safe in the perfect LBD. Fab has a peek at the girls’ new handbags — what do you think of the look?

Lots more of Penelope and Monica showing off their bags so

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Britney Spears is free to be a bad mother again!

The law breaker, who had all visitation privileges stripped after continually disregarding a judge’s orders, has regained visitation privileges with her sons.

Unfitney was seen driving around the Studio City section of Los Angeles on Saturday with her kids and what was presumed to be the court appointed monitor.

Hopefully she’s finally given the mandated drug testing people a valid contact number.

Hopefully they will be testing her every day.

We were under the impression that Spears would be without any visitation until October 26th, when she and Kevin Federline are both ordered to be back in court.

Is it just us or….

Do YOU think Britney Spears gets too many breaks and special treatment????

[Image via WENN.]

After a brief break earlier this summer, Jessica and Cash have been enjoying a lot of romantic outings lately. In fact, these two have been pretty much attached at the hip since getting back together in August. Half of you said you wanted to see Jessica and Cash get married, and while a wedding doesn’t look likely for 2007, they do seem to be smitten all over again. So tell us - are you happy Jessica and Cash are back together?

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· Hollywood StrikeWatch: The lessons of 1988. The studios rattle their sabers with one hand, then produce a giant bouquet with the other. Is it just us, or do the writers totally get the bum end of the deal in this tug-of-pencil-war? Taking the appropriate, assistant-fucking measures.
· IggyGate: Ellen DeGeneres falls apart over a dog. The threatening publicist call. IggyMania grips a nation. A plea to stop the Iggy madness.
· Britney hits sock-bottom.
· The Passion of the Grazer.
· Barry Sonnenfeld steals the show at the HRTS luncheon.
· Defamer hits the High Times Stony Awards green carpet.
· Gettin’ Awkward with Martha: Joey Pants’s secret ingredient is pain. A Symphony in Crotch-Major.
· Step 13: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of the engorged contents of some guy’s pants in a stairwell.
· “We’d rather smother ourselves in a vat of hot kettle corn that see Jorja leave CSI!“
· Frankly, we have no idea what the Kid Nation revolutionaries find so terrifying about lovable Michael Jackson.
· Brokeback 2: The Mountaining.
· This is the dawning of the Age of the Wondershitter, but we doubt that news has yet reached The Phantom Pooper.
· FBI agents raid David Copperfield’s warehouse, discover a fighter jet and the Statue of Liberty.

· James Lipton: actor, writer, academic, talk show host, raconteur, French pimp. Excuse us: American pimp living in France. Truly, there is nothing this man cannot do. [NBC.com]
· If this is how the reunited Van Halen is going to sound, we may not bankrupt ourselves buying scalped tickets to the Staples Center show after all.
· The Birds star Tippi Hedren decries Hollywood’s inability to generate new ideas.
· There are dozens of dogs in this insane Halloween slideshow, yet not a single one is wearing a Lindsay Lohan costume. Amateurs, the lot of them!
· Tripadvisor can help you plan your stay at the number one beet-related agrotourism destination in Northeastern Pennsylvania.

You know that thing that Jerry Seinfeld does where his voice suddenly gets very loud and high? He may have picked up that trick about invading your earspace when he briefly dabbled in Scientology 30 years ago: “You would just understand that there’s this kind of voice, and then there’s this kind of voice, and then there’s this kind of voice. I wasn’t a natural performer at all, so I learned. I was always a pretty good writer in the beginning, but I really had to learn how to perform. Just a little thing like that, understanding that really helped me on stage to understand how you have to invade the space of the audience a little bit.” [Parade]

Friday
· Southern Culture on the Kids at the Echo, The Black Lips at the Troubadour, Dios Malos at the Little Radio Warehouse.
· We all have our favorite UCB Offensive Week memory–ours was Greg Fitzsimmons reminiscing about the time he worked as a producer at The Ellen DeGeneres Show. (Don’t worry Greg, we’ll never tell). You still have a chance to make your own at the final event of the series, The Dirtiest Sketch Contest.

Saturday
· Silversun Pickups at the Wiltern, The Warlocks at Safari Sams, Bobby Bare Jr. at El Rey.
· Before he sold out to the web-slinging Man, Sam Raimi made some low-budget horror movies you may have heard of. Evil Dead and The Evil Dead 2 screen at the Angel City Drive-In (Lot 1), where you can lecture your date on the genius of Bruce Campbell before getting some action.
· Catch the Immigrant Punk group show at the Black Maria Gallery.
Sunday
· The Go! Team at the Echoplex, Bishop Allen at the Echo, Ken Andrews at the Troubadour.
· The Center for Inquiry hosts Skepticism for Students and Adults: An Aussie Perspective, featuring The Skeptic’s Guide to the Paranormal author Lynne Kelly. But can she explain…this!.

Feast your eyes on Leonardo DiCaprio’s current girlfriend Bar Rafaeli. She’s an Israeli model seen here at the Selmark Lingerie 2008 Spring-Summer show. Leo dumped Gisele Bundchen to start dating Bar and, I don’t want to say it’s the greatest accomplishment in the history of man, but when compared to the invention of the wheel or the printing press, I just have to ask these two so-called “revolutionary ideas,” where are the boobs?

Tara Reid showed up for the premiere of “Reservation Road” in Beverly Hills last night. She actually looks sort of hot. Which is weird, I know. Underneath all that inexplicable hotness is a sordid tale of plastic surgery gone horribly wrong. But, yet, she looks decent. My penis is so confused right now. He’s just staring out the window, letting out the occasional sigh. Nothing makes sense to him anymore. I tried to get him to go lift up cars like we do every Friday, but he just turned to me and said, “What’s the point? When we’re done, Tara Reid will still be do-able.” *sigh*

Sienna Miller and Rhys took their tattoo love fest from the streets of London to the red carpet premiere of Interview at the London Film Festival last night. That said, she wasn’t quite ready to pose with him as her date just yet. Sienna looked cute and all smiles with her mom by her side, but we think she could’ve found something a little more flattering than that LB potato sack. Then again, we’re just happy to see her in something other than those crazy hippie outfits.

Lots more pics from the red carpet including Sienna and her mom looking so cute together so just

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