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She’s looking healthy!

Amy Winehouse goes for a stroll in London this past weekend.

The rehabphobic singer even had some ice cream.

And her hair looks clean!

This seems like a whole new Wino!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Guess who is leaving LA?

In the latest Britney saga, her bodyguard, Tony Barretto sold his tell-all story to News of the World on what it was like to work for the pop star. He dished on drug details including an overdose, her horrible parenting habits, poor hygiene, and mental issues. There is a video and pages of his quotes which he claims he is exposing for her own good and the sake of her two boys. What do you think? Is his story going to help Britney get help?

This is what’s amazing about the soap opera-like saga that is the life of Britney Spears. Every time you think things couldn’t get worse for the perpetually troubled trainwreck, it does.

She manages to go from one low to another!

The latest setback for the former pop star?

Her former bodyguard, Tony Barretto, who gave a declaration during her bitter baby battle with Kevin Federline, has just given the News of the World this explosive interview, which - amongst many salacious allegations - claims that Spears did drugs at her home while her kids were with her and not under K-Fed’s care!!!

Here are some of the HIGHlights from the chilling tell-all:

- According to Tony, Britney OVERDOSED in a drug-strewn hotel room on a binge with a former fling, musician Howie Day, just days after checking out of rehab. “She was in a terrible state, just sweating and shaking. Her pupils were huge—I’ve never seen her so bad,” said Tony.

- Shockingly, he believes, was under the influence of drugs and booze at home while her two sons Sean, two, and year-old Jayden James, were there.

- Secretly snorted cocaine over TWO NIGHTS with pals in a trendy LA nightclub.

“I have done this for her children,” says Barretto. “She’s not a good mother. She has mental problems. With her drug and booze issues, her home is no place for kids to be raised.”

There’s videotape of Tony talking and he goes much more into detail about why Brit is a bad mom and he BIG drug problem.

We can’t even begin to tackle it all.

Just click here to check it out!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Guess who needed some coffee?

Shooting has just begun and we’ve already seen a ton of pics from the set of SatC, but it’s great to see all of the ladies back together as one. Sarah Jessica Parker showed off her beautiful long curls and her sexy yet insane flower dress (Love it/Hate it - tell Fab) while shooting without her BFFs. It’s nice to see Mr. Big back on the set however, we’re more excited to see the ladies wardrobes, witty banter and of course, the most important part, their friendship now on the big screen.

Lots more of all the girls back together on the streets of NYC so

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Britney Spears has been charged with two misdemeanors including a hit-and-run for the incident back in August when she pulled into a parking space and hit a car, and for driving without a valid license. If convicted on both charges, she faces up to a year in jail. A City Attorney’s spokesman says:

“According to the DMV, Ms. Spears was never issued a California license – ever.”

Sweet mother of Jebus, Britney Spears doesn’t have a driver’s license? How is that even possible? I mean, I’m not surprised, but how did it take the authorities this long to figure it out? You’d think they would’ve cracked the case when she was caught driving with her baby on her lap, or when she had her baby seat strapped in the wrong way, or basically every time she has ever been behind the wheel ever. I could blindfold a monkey, punch it in the head, and throw it in a car and it’d end up driving better than Britney Spears. Probably take better care of her children too.

· Like all long-delayed sequels, this one doesn’t quite live up to the original.
· The Emmys: At least our liveblog extravaganza wasn’t forced by Fox’s pro-war censors to cut to an lcd disco-ball every time we mentioned how fucking unwatchable it was.
· Kid Nation’s homesickness-plagued premiere teaches us the next generation’s poo-making priorities aren’t nearly as out of whack as we had feared.
· Jeffrey Katzenberg yanks a Viacom CEO’s weave defending Spielberg, as Brad Grey swallows the possibility-of-losing-Steven pain.
· News of K-Fed’s contracted death greatly exaggerated.
· Big Brother 8’s Amber gets in on the Yom Kippur atonement spirit.
· A naked-and-drugged lifestyle inspires a judge to compose The Britney Rules.
· Stalemates: Phil Spector’s hung jury.
· Defamer pledges its virginity at the Hollywood Purity Ball.
· Sherri Shepherd’s various baby-tending commitments cause her to become temporarily disoriented about the Earth’s shape.
· Leave Britney Alone Guy not likely to leave you alone any time soon.

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Ewww! What was she thinking?????

There’s something about that Miley Cyrus girl that rubs us the wrong way. Plus, we hear she’s a biyatch!

Here she is, looking fugtastic at a party in Hollywood on Thursday night.

Stand up straight!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

· A Vegas casino. A high-stakes heist. A supremely smooth operator. You just had to know it wouldn’t be long before the O.J.’s Eleven parodies started rolling down the interpikes.
· Remember when Britney Spears hit that car in that Petco parking lot? (Think past the custody fight, the VMA meltdown…there, you’ve got the right tabloid incident now.) Yeah, well, she’s like totally being charged with a hit and run and junk!
· Related: Leave Britney Alone Guy’s 15 minutes have not yet expired.
· Brad Pitt is progressing from orphan-addict to orphan-pusher.
· It’s still in its online infancy, but we think My Roommate is Such a Dick is going to grow into a winner. Especially if they keep posting photos of post-hookup naked people.

Awwww, two of our favorite lezbots!

Queen Latifah and her long-term girlfriend, Jeanette Jenkins, seem caught off guard by the paparazzi at Los Angeles International Airport on Thursday night.

Don’t be ashamed of your love, sister.

Celebrate it!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

Jessica and Dane stopped by TRL earlier this week to share some stupid human tricks (as she refers to them). Alba did the same shtick on Leno where she showed off things like her bendy thumbs. She looks beautiful, but even her great looks can’t convince us to see this movie. Alba may be thrilled to enter the world of romantic comedies but reviews have been pretty harsh. On a brighter note, Dane and Jessica raised $260,000 for disabled children with a charity screening of their movie in Knoxville. Buzz has a few things to say about Good Luck Chuck as well so if you want to know how to spend your weekend, click here to see their review.

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Jessica Simpson was spotted jogging around yesterday on the set of Major Movie Star. Not, like, for fun; she was filming a jogging scene. Though whatever she’s doing it seems to be working. I hear they asked Britney Spears to jog around for her new music video but she just rolled around on her belly and asked for more pudding. Then she wheezed “That’s a wrap, guys,” and ordered a pizza. Because nothing washes down pudding like eating an entire pizza. That’s a scientific fact.

Brad Pitt currently stars in “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.” I guess there’s no real need to see that movie after that title. Thank you for saving me $10 and two hours of my precious time, movie-title-making guy. While at the premiere, Brad seemed to be totally enthused to talk about the experience, according to the Daily Intelligencer:

When a perky MTV producer threw him the standard softball, “What did you learn from doing this movie?” Pitt didn’t swing for it. “I didn’t learn shit, really,” he said.

Absolutely riveting. Brad Pitt you have mastered the art of the interview. I look forward to your next film, when you’ll tell reporters that the experience taught you how to “go f— yourself.” Don’t ever stop evolving as a master conversationalist, sir. You’re so close to the zenith of human communication.

NOTE: For the record, I hate MTV and wish Brad Pitt would’ve broke the producer’s face with his super-human abs. Did you ever see Fight Club? Brad could stop a Mack truck with those puppies. As for me, well, I don’t like to brag, but I’ve been known to squash a tank like a tin can with mine. It’s something I do to pass the time, and to let the government know I’m not paying those back taxes so they should just give up already.

Kim Kardashian recently did a photo shoot for Playboy. Us Magazine has just learned that Kim will be the December cover girl and the photos contain more than rumored. Check out the details:

A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian’s shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian “will show one boob, and her bare butt.” Kardashian’s 12-page pictorial “will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time.”

Longest spread Hugh Hefner has done. Kim Kardashian has gigantic ass. Must resist obvious joke… Temptation strong… Iron will kicking in. And we’re good. No, seriously, this is the greatest Christmas present I could ever get. Next year world peace could break out and the following year I could win a million dollars, but I’d just sit there, sipping my egg nog, saying “Remember that Christmas I saw Kim Kardashian’s bare ass? That was the best Christmas ever.” They should make a holiday special celebrating this event and show it to sick kids. Give them a reason to fight, dammit!