Lindsay Lohan Gets a Visit From Daddy
September 17th, 2007
Michael Lohan met with daughter Lindsay for the first time in more than three years at her Utah rehab center over the weekend. News of the World quotes him as saying:
“As soon as I arrived Lindsay rushed into my arms, then curled up on my lap and sobbed like a baby. Lindsay said, ‘Daddy, I have done some terrible things and been addicted to drugs but please believe me I will never do drugs again. She said she does not want to live in Hollywood as that is where this evil in her life happens. She said, ‘I hate Hollywood and I don’t want to work there. I need a break and I am moving away’. I will stop hanging round with people who are bad for me’.”
Michael then added he and Lindsay are putting in a good word with the Almighty on Britney Spears’ behalf:
“You only have to look at the poor state Britney Spears is in at the moment to know living in Hollywood is not good for these young girls. Lindsay and I both pray Britney can turn her life around too.”
Well, good. The prayers of a coked up slut in rehab and a deadbeat alcoholic fresh out of the slammer ought to really carry a lot of weight with the big man upstairs. Who needs the Holy Spirit when you’ve got the firecrotch playing spiritual liason for you? Besides, I’m pretty sure you make it to heaven by default when even the Prince of Darkness can’t stomach the idea of eternity with you.
More of Lindsay and Michael sharing a Hallmark moment at the Cirque Lodge after the jump
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