Archive for August, 2007

« Previous Entries
Next Entries »


Tara Reid Italy bikini pictures


h1 Friday, August 10th, 2007

tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-00.jpg

Everybody’s favorite plastic surgery experiment, Tara Reid, was spotted on a yacht in Italy dressed like some sort of gypsy. Her stomach actually looks alright now, but her ass. Wow. This thing defies description. I’ve never seen an ass take quite those shapes before. It’s like somebody took out her butt and replaced it with ground hamburger meat. If you showed me just a picture it, I’d guess it was a dinosaur before I guessed it was a human ass.

tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-01-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-02-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-03-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-04-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-05-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-06-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-07-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-08-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-09-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-10-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-11-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-12-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-13-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-14-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-15-thumb.jpg tara-reid-italy-bikini-candids-16-thumb.jpg

Posted in Tara Reid, bikini | Hurry, be first one to comment »

Nicole Richie grows breasts


h1 Friday, August 10th, 2007

nicole-richie-pregnant.jpg

So turns out a pregnant Nicole Richie is infinitely better looking than a not-pregnant Nicole Richie. Which is weird, because most pregnant women look gross. Nicole actually looks healthy here. And are those — are those breasts? On Nicole Richie? It’s like my whole world has turned upside down. Maybe I should start driving on the other side of the road. Say goodbye to people when I meet them? Not ravage supermodels with my devilish good looks? It’s all so confusing.

Photo: TMZ / Fame

Posted in Nicole Richie, pregnancy | Hurry, be first one to comment »

Fiddy’s Gonna Eat His Own Words!


h1 Friday, August 10th, 2007

kanye.jpg

50 Cent said earlier this week that he’s going to stop putting out records if Kanye West’s new album sells more than his when they are both released on the same day next month (September 11th).

Well, it looks like Fiddy’s gonna be going in to retirement!

Despite the fact that they are both getting equal promotion in a prime spot (at the very top) of the iTunes store, Kanye is far outselling 50 in pre-orders.

Kanye is selling so much that his new album, Graduation, is #3 on the iTunes Top Albums chart.

Fiddy’s Curtis is way behind at #9.

Same thing with the singles. Kanye’s kick-off song, Stronger, is going strong at #2 on the iTunes Top Songs chart. And not even Justin Timberlake has been able to help 50 get his single, Ayo Technology, to higher than #10.

Burn!

fifty.jpgkanye2.jpg

Posted in Kanye West, Celebrity Feuds, Music Minute, 50 Cent | Hurry, be first one to comment »

Angie Works Late At Night While Brad Fulfills Civic Duty


h1 Friday, August 10th, 2007

Angelina was hard at work on Wanted late into the night yesterday. It was a little too late for the kiddies to be on set with mom, but unfortunately Brad dad couldn’t be taking care of them either. He was in LA yesterday afternoon serving on jury duty. He was assigned to serve on a DUI case, but the defendant ended up pleading no contest. Sigh, if only it had been Paris, Nicole or Lindsay’s case — hilarious. Apparently at one point a fellow juror approached Brad with a magazine talking about this supposed split from Angelina and asked him if it was true. Awk-ward. At that point, he was moved to a private room to enjoy his Subway sandwich lunch. What would be crazier, Angelina filming on your Chicago block or Brad there for your jury duty?


Lots more of Angelina on set so

read more

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Angelina Jolie, Wanted | Hurry, be first one to comment »

Hayden Panettiere wears short shorts


h1 Friday, August 10th, 2007

Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-00.jpg

I wasn’t originally going to post these pictures of Hayden Panettiere running around Los Angeles in short shorts, but then I looked at them. With my eyes. I think you’ll agree I made the right decision. And I don’t want to be one of those creeps that points out when an underage celebrity is going to turn 18, but Hayden turns 18 in a week and a half. I’m just saying. Because, you know, I have wild fantasies about her being able to get into R-rated movies on her own. And buying cigarettes.

Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-03-thumb.jpg Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-04-thumb.jpg Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-05-thumb.jpg Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-06-thumb.jpg Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-07-thumb.jpg Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-11-thumb.jpg Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-12-thumb.jpg Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-13-thumb.jpg Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-14-thumb.jpg Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-15-thumb.jpg Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-16-thumb.jpg Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-17-thumb.jpg Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-18-thumb.jpg Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-19-thumb.jpg Hayden-Panettiere-short-shorts-20-thumb.jpg

Posted in Hayden Panettiere, short shorts | Hurry, be first one to comment »

Scary Spice has reasonable demands


h1 Friday, August 10th, 2007

melanie-brown-honeymoon-candid-00.jpg

Eddie Murphy’s people are claiming that Scary Spice, Melanie Brown, demanded a $9 million mansion from him and that’s what started their feud. Scary Spice went on Larry King Live last night and when Larry King asked her about it, she never actually denied it. TMZ reports:

Scary also revealed that she and Eddie tattooed their names on each other — and claimed that the ink proves that they were, “very much in love and wanted to have a family together” adding, “You don’t tattoo somebody’s name on your body if it’s brief and unimportant, let’s put it that way.”

The Mirror also reveals that Scary Spice’s new husband, Stephen Belafonte, used to beat up his wife and cheat on all his girlfriends. Like a lot. And I don’t know much about relationships, but I think beating up your wife and cheating on her is maybe the best foundation for a healthy marriage. As is chaining her to the kitchen and using her breasts as a table. But that’s just my opinion. I’m a hopeless romantic.

melanie-brown-honeymoon-candid-01-thumb.jpg melanie-brown-honeymoon-candid-02-thumb.jpg melanie-brown-honeymoon-candid-03-thumb.jpg melanie-brown-honeymoon-candid-04-thumb.jpg melanie-brown-honeymoon-candid-05-thumb.jpg melanie-brown-honeymoon-candid-06-thumb.jpg melanie-brown-honeymoon-candid-07-thumb.jpg melanie-brown-honeymoon-candid-08-thumb.jpg melanie-brown-honeymoon-candid-09-thumb.jpg melanie-brown-honeymoon-candid-10-thumb.jpg melanie-brown-honeymoon-candid-11-thumb.jpg melanie-brown-honeymoon-candid-12-thumb.jpg
Photos: Splash

Posted in eddie murphy, melanie brown | Hurry, be first one to comment »

Ashlee Simpson is jealous


h1 Friday, August 10th, 2007

ashlee-simpson-pete-wentz-jealous.jpg

Apparently Ashlee Simpson is the jealous type and freaked out last week whenever any girls tried to get their picture taken with her boyfriend Pete Wentz. Page Six reports:

In Chicago last weekend with boyfriend Pete Wentz to stop by the Blender Sessions at the Hard Rock Hotel and help Crobar Chicago co- owner Mike Matushcka celebrate his 40th birthday, Simpson refused to let any girl come between herself and her man. When female fans tried to take their pictures with Wentz, Simpson “got whiny and dragged him away,” a spy said.

Dude, it’s Pete Wentz. It’s not like she’s dating George Clooney, or Brad Pitt, or me. It’s like getting upset because somebody’s trying to steal your garbage. Which I wouldn’t be surprised if she did. She probably just runs around her garbage bin shooing people away. See, because she’s Ashlee Simpson. No brain.

Posted in Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson | Hurry, be first one to comment »

Short Ends: Bricks, Chicks, And Guns


h1 Thursday, August 9th, 2007

satriales.jpg· Treat yourself to one of the bricks from the facade of The Sopranos‘ legendary Satriale’s Pork Store, then use it to smash your TV out of frustration that John from Cincinnati isn’t watchable.
· Slate tries to figure out what happened to Pacino.
· Kirk Kerkorian is tired of paying $50k a month to raise Steve Bing’s kid.
· Ellen Pompeo eats “rich and famous girls who are rich and famous for nothing” for lunch.
·Someone’s really been hitting the weights.

Posted in Main | Hurry, be first one to comment »

Guess Who?


h1 Thursday, August 9th, 2007

Guess who is ducking behind a book?

Guess Who?