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Link Time!!!

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

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Christina and her nighttime shades caught up with her mom, step dad and little brother for dinner in LA last night. She’s still yet to confirm any pregnancy rumors, but rocking only flowy loose fitting tops none the less. Obviously it’s her business to tell or not tell, but if she and Jordan are happily expecting it’s going to get harder and harder for her to keep to herself — especially considering the rumor that she is going to perform with Tony Bennett at next month’s Emmys. Either way, it’s great to see that Christina is feeling all better after her end of tour health scare.

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Jenna Jameson looks ridiculous in a bikini

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

You know what’s normal behavior for a skeleton? Being buried. Or maybe getting hung up in a classroom. But not running around the beach doing whatever it is Jenna Jameson is doing here. And what the hell happened to her face? She’s a duck, right? She’s a duck now? Like to communicate with her you have to quack and maybe flap your arms?

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Nicole Richie shows off her belly

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

I know it’s normal for pregnant woman to get fat, but Nicole Richie looks like she put on a ton of weight overnight. She had dinner in New York City with Mischa Barton and Joel Madden last night, and for some reason felt like showing off her pregnant body in a tanktop. Four days ago she looked like this. Now she looks like this. What the hell happened over the weekend? I’m waiting for photos to surface of her crouched over and eating an entire water buffalo.

Photos: Splash

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Britney Spears’ bodyguard gets served

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

Britney Spears’ former bodyguard/manny Daimon Shippen was served two subpoenas by Kevin Federline’s lawyer last night to testify in their ongoing custody case. If you don’t remember, Daimon is the guy who caught Sean Preston when Britney Spears tripped and almost dropped him. So yeah, I doubt he’ll have anything good to say about Britney’s parenting skills. He’ll take the stand and try to make Britney look good, but that’s impossible so he’ll just start babbling randomly instead. “She, uh, she never stabbed her kids. Definitely never stabbed them. And, uh, she never — no wait, she did that one. She, uh, she used one as a soccer ball once. Shit! No, wait. Can I start over?”

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Image Rehab: Skeptics Believe Paris Hilton Might Not Be Scheduling Her Own Well-Publicized Charity Appearances

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

Believe it or not, there are people in the world so miserly of spirit that they refuse to believe that Paris Hilton’s jailhouse conversion from tabloid monster that drew its superhuman, fame-whoring strength from the flickering light of paparazzi flashbulbs to a God-fearing, puppy cuddling, cancer-kid-hair-tousling saint may be less than genuine. Today’s Page Six examines the theory that the sudden dearth of video footage of Hilton being dragged from her ankles from Hyde’s back door and deposited in the trunk of a waiting Bentley is due to Sitrick & Company coming into her life, the crisis management firm she’s retained to scrub up her post-Lynwood image:

“You can tell that it’s hard for her that she is not supposed to be seeking the attention anymore,” said one Hilton lensman. “She is going to the types of events that her people tell her to go to. But she is definitely staying away from the club scene. Paris is all about her dogs and hanging out alone.”

Just like any good flack, Sitrick takes no credit for Hilton’s sudden transformation.

“Paris said when she got out of jail that it was a life-changing experience, and indeed she has changed,” he told us. “She’s more involved in charities now - from volunteering at Children’s Hospital in Los Angeles to her being a sponsor at a spinal cord injury fundraiser and more. People may try to read something into this that’s not there - but that is who she is.”

We’d like nothing better than to believe that Hilton has truly changed her ways, and that it’s merely her newfound dedication to service that’s driving her conspicuous charitable activities. Nothing would warm our hearts more than knowing that when Hilton shows up for her fifteen minute tour of Children’s Hospital to introduce the patients to Remission, the new fragrance (”Hi…Leukemia. Wow, that’s a funny name! Were you parents hippies? Hey, wanna smell something realllllly good?”) whose profits she’ll be donating to helping the sick kids after deducting her considerable operating expenses and a fair endorsement fee, she’s acting from purely altruistic motives.

TRUTH BEHIND PARIS’ NEW LOOK [Page Six]

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Short Ends: Wherein We Are Made Ari Gold’s Blog Bitch

Monday, August 13th, 2007

· As you may or may not have seen last night, this very BlogSite made a brief, but meaningful, cameo on Entourage, an HBO show about the Hollywood adventures of a pretty young movie star, his shiftless pals, and his fast-talking agent. We promised Mr. Defamer we wouldn’t post a clip because he was self-conscious that his head looked fat (not to mention that it mysteriously jumped to the wrong side of the screen), but fuck him, he’s too vain. We’re just happy they so accurately captured the tone of the clever thought bubbles we slave over for countless hours a day. That’s really all anyone can ask for in these situations.
· Our decision to induct Matt Damon into our Hollywood Walk of Nice is looking smarter by the minute. Can’t wait for his cameo on Blue’s Clues as an inquisitive bassethound.
· The NY Times gets Marty on Michaelangelo, Woody on Ingmar.
· The world’s most famous Jaguar hood ornament is suing an ex; luckily, it’s not David Coverdale.

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Casting: Bollywood Star Shilpa Shetty Poised To Shake Her Forbidden Rack In Next Bond Film

Monday, August 13th, 2007

Bollywood sex symbol and former Celebrity Big Brother UK contestant Shilpa Shetty is being wooed by the producers of the next Bond film to play the superspy’s love interest, reports Metro:

Daniel Craig’s next on screen love conquest could be non-other than Bollywood beauty Shilpa Shetty.

Producers of the next flick, Bond 23, are desperately trying to sign her up because she sells out cinemas across Asia.

A source said: ‘Shilpa is having secret talks with the top brass who are working on the next movie.’ […]

A spokesman for Shetty said she could not comment on the story today.

Shetty is mostly familiar to Americans for having inadvertently caused an uproar in her home country, after being playfully ravaged by Richard Gere at a rally in New Delhi. That said, we can only imagine the kind of rioting and effigy-burnings that will follow their first glimpses at the racy love scenes between Daniel Craig’s chiseled Bond and Shetty’s double-agent seductress, Deepa Kunilingus.