Paris Hilton gets violated
August 17th, 2007
TMZ has a photo of some pervert trying to take a picture up Paris Hilton’s dress. I mean, there’s a lot of things I can picture myself doing when I meet Paris Hilton, but this isn’t one of them. This isn’t even close to one of them. How do you make the leap in logic from “Hey, there’s Paris Hilton” to “I’m gonna stick a camera up her dress!” This is the kind of guy who sees a hammer and thinks, “You know what I should hit with that? My penis.”