Dept. Ot Career Desperation: Stallone’s ‘John Rambo’ Preview Footage Released; Up Next: ‘Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot A Second TIme’
May 21st, 2007
(released to Ain’t It Cool on Saturday), the actor’s latest attempt to make ageist Hollywood take notice of the perfectly competent, fading action star it so callously discarded at the begging of the decade. Be forewarned: the footage is bloody, so depending on your workplace’s policy on viewing graphic violence perpetrated by a Vietnam veteran driven insane from botched cosmetic surgery that’s rendered him nearly unrecognizable from his younger, PTSD-powered-vigilante self, you may need to watch it on your lunch break.In other Stallone news, the Australian justice system has delivered a resounding wrist-slap for his importing of illegal muscle-embiggening substances into their country.