Fergie is in the new May issue of Playboy.
Though she’s practically naked on stage, she keeps her clothes on but does give a very revealing interview to the men’s mag.
On pissing herself onstage - ( you remember this pic):
“Embarrassment. Everyone told me not to talk about it, but I wanted to call people and tell them what had happened. I was advised not to, and I didn’t for a while. Now I’m just honest about it. It’s embarrassing, but you just have to let it go at some point.”
On meeting boyfriend Josh Duhamel because of his naughty dream:
“I met him on his show. I had read in a magazine that he had a naughty dream about me. All my friends knew about him because he had been a soap-opera star. I’m not into soap operas, but they told me, ‘You gotta go out with him. Do it for the group. Take one for the team.’ Time went by, and I saw on the schedule that we were taping a show called Las Vegas, and I thought, Is this the show he’s on? We met, and I said, ‘I read you had a dream about me.” He said yeah, and I asked, “Was it good?” He said it was. So we hit it off.’”
On working with Quentin Tarantino in the new film Grindhouse:
“Quentin showed up and worked with me on a scene in which I’m being chased. I was running, and Quentin was acting it out with me. At one point he put on a mask and attacked and bit me. They had to redo the scene about 10 times because he kept making all these noises. He bit and bruised me. He gets into the characters. He’s amazing.”
On hypnotherapy helping her beat a Meth addiction:
“I went to therapy. I still go. I need to. I went to Narcotics Anonymous. I went to Crystal Meth Anonymous. Hypnotherapy helped me a lot. I love it. The first time I went was hilarious. I told the doctor I didn’t want to do any of that hypnosis shit; I just wanted regular therapy. The next time I went in I was biting my nails, so I told her I’d been biting my nails and wanted to try hypnotherapy. I went into the chair, and it was amazing. It completely worked.”
On Josh dancing for her:
“He likes dancing. I slow dance with him, but I have to stand on his feet because I’m too short. He’s six-foot-three and I’m five-foot-four. Luckily I took ballet, so I know how to stand en pointe. He just dances for me in private, and I dance for him in private, in some very interesting outfits.“
On being happy she did not have a childhood like Britney or Christina:
“I at least got to go through my worst times without being in front of the paparazzi. I think there was a plan for me.”
Friday, April 13th, 2007
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You spent the weekend in an alcohol-induced coma that helped to blot out the mentally scarring memories of the previous five days; unfortunately, you’ve awakened just in time for another week of humiliation and pain, with nothing but the box office numbers to cling to in this hour of desperation.