The Clip Show: Halle Tongue-Polishes Her Star
April 6th, 2007
· Hollywood sucks up to Halle as she sucks up to the sidewalk. · Bringer of yuletide and shower peephole joy to millions, A Christmas Story and Porky”s director Bob Clark, is killed with his son by a drunk driver. · Geffen rules the Gays! · Captivity“s hidden victims: the producers. · Jeffrey Katzenberg”s salary is in the low single digits. · World”s longest drumroll precedes opening of Dannielynn DNA results. · Keith Richards was just kidding when he said he was suffering from daddy-dick. Disney, meanwhile, takes necessary precautions to ensure he doesn”t come within 1000 meters of the Pirates red carpet. · Angelina Jolie will rue the day she ever uttered the words, “Give the baby photo exclusive to People again. They did such a lovely job last time around.” · Two words: Singing Bee. Bingo! · Britney”s WMA team trying figure out what the hell to do with her. · 30 Rock gets another year to find its audience. · Hollywood baby humps set unrealistic standards for rest of breeding America. · Joe Francis is ordered into a Florida jail, politely declines. · Rock”n Piv”n. · “Cavemen is a suprisingly astute race analogy,” says guy responsible for greenlighting it. · Katie”s in the driver”s seat, people. Or so it would seem.
