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Lindsay Lohan has a very animated conversation with her special “gal pal” DJ Samantha Ronson after having an intimate breakfast together at a restaurant in West Hollywood this past weekend.

We hear pussy pie tastes delicious!

[Images via Celebrity Babylon.]

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Kate Bosworth was spotted on a Maui beach in her bikini looking like she put on a few pounds. Yeah, this is her after gaining weight. Although compared to how she used to look, these could be pictures of a bikini hanging from a broom and it would still look like she put on some weight. For reference, this is what her chest used to look like. If you don’t feel like clicking the link, just picture Gollum’s body, and it’s a little more disgusting than that.

A ton more of Kate Bosworth in her bikini after the jump.

Take some time to review the weekend box office numbers, the only thing that can temporarily distract you from your Garfieldian dread of Monday mornings:

1. Disturbia–$9.1 million
Over the past couple of weeks, we’ve celebrated Shia LaBeouf’s unexpected run as Biggest Movie Star in America (And Soon, The World! [SFX: his agent’s maniacal laughter]), a position further cemented by a third straight week atop the box office. (Hey, a win is a win, even if Hollywood is just pooping out late-April turds before Spider-Man 3 officially kicks off blockbuster season this Friday.) To put The Streak in perspective, consider this utterly meaningful fun fact: Neither Blades of Glory nor 300 managed to stay in first place for three consecutive weekends, and those movies had the competitive advantages of a frequently shirtless Will Ferrell and hundreds of half-naked, glistening Greek warriors, respectively; LaBeouf deserves our admiration for achieving so much without pandering to his audience’s base desire to ogle his still-maturing physique.

2. The Invisible-$7.606 million
We know that even Oscar winners have to eat, but couldn’t Marcia Gay Harden find something a little better to slum in? She’s at least go to keep those chops sharp for The Christmas Cottage.

3. Next–$7.2 million
We were hoping that Next would fare better than it did, as no one loves a feel-good, “Director Bounces Back From Embarrassing Cross-Dressing Prostitution Arrest To Box Office Glory” tale more than we do.

9. The Condemned–$7.075 million
11. Kickin’ It Old Skool–$2.8 million
Two things in which the American moviegoing public has little to no interest: Stone Cold Steve Austin and Jamie Kennedy.

• April 27-29, 2007 Studio Estimates [Box Office Mojo]

Spotted at Coachella this past weekend: Jessica Alba and still-on boyfriend Cashole Warren, looking grumpy together.

Also at the three-day music festival…Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Paris and Nicky Hilton, Kimbelry Stewart, Lindsay Lohan and….Danny Devito!

Carmen Electra in Russian FHM. (The Grumpiest)

Britney Spears’ beaver burns a hole in her fishnets. (Seriously? OMG)

More of Kirsten Dunst looking like ass. (ICYDK)

Petra Nemcova is yummy. (UseMyComputer)

Confirmed: Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian. (Metadish)

Jenna Elfman believes TomKat is for real. (MollyGood)

Alec Baldwin tells Dora the Explorer she’s a “thoughtless little pig.” (Jossip)

Tobey Maguire smacked a camera out of the hand of a fan who tried to get his picture while he was headed back to his hotel in Paris. The guy wasn’t even paparazzi. It’s like the cast of Spider-Man is having a competition to see who can make me hate them the most. Tobey Maguire is being a dick and Kirsten Dunst is, well, just being herself. Which, ironically, puts her in the lead for the fifth straight year in a row. And also in a never ending battle against werewolves.

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In an upcoming issue of Time magazine, longtime Imagine Entertainment collaborator Russell Crowe confirms our greatest fears: Superproducer Brian Grazer’s freaky, otherworldly powers are growing:

“In a conversation . . . he can hear your soul,” Crowe says of Grazer. “He knows almost instantly how you really feel about something, and in Hollywood . . . that instinctive, savant-like skill gives him an alchemist power.”

We can only hope that Grazer will use this newfound soul-hearing ability (he obtained the aforementioned alchemist power years ago by eating a piece of the preserved brain of 14th-century scrivener Nicholas Flamel, which has since allowed him to transform the lead of other people’s half-developed ideas into box office gold) for good, not evil; should he choose to explore its dark side by further manipulating the clearly mesmerized Crowe into unleashing his barely controlled rage against Grazer’s enemies, there would be no stopping the spikey-haired Svengali.

• ORGY OF FAME [Page Six]
• Previously: Hollywood GrazerWatch: Unleashing The Colossus [Defamer]

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The oddest of friends, Gwyneth Paltrow and Courtney Love, made the scene at LA steakhouse Cut on Monday night.

They probably talked about Beyonce and clean drinking water. Or something else really meaningful, like constipation or when it burns during urination.

After spending 14 unforgettable days and nights at an all-inclusive Panama City correctional facility–during which he was also hit with a federal indictment for tax evasion and busted with contraband pharmaceuticals and cash after attempting to bribe a guard–fallen flashcore video tycoon Joe Francis has been handed down a sentence for just the contempt of court portion of his current legal woes:

A federal judge Monday sentenced the founder of the “Girls Gone Wild” empire to 35 days in prison and fined him $5,000 after he pleaded guilty to a criminal contempt charge. […]

“We’re disappointed Joe was convicted on one of the charges, but at least the end of this ordeal is in sight,” Jan Handzlik, Francis’ attorney, said in a statement. “It’s pretty unusual for a businessman to be shackled, jailed and held in solitary confinement, all stemming from his failure to mediate and settle a civil case.”

Francis could have received as much as six months in federal custody. He has already served 14 days of his sentence.

With three weeks left, a repentant and nearly rehabilitated Francis (some reports have him “blowing his nose and wiping away tears” during the verdict, with Handzlik describing him as a “different man”) will likely spend the remainder of his current sentence inspiring his fellow inmates to reach higher, holding entrepreneurial seminars in the facility’s newly dedicated Joe Francis Library before dismissing his rapt minions to feast upon the educational and soul-nourishing contents of its world class collection of masterpieces pulled from the Girls Gone Wild video canon.

• ‘Gone Wild’ creator gets prison sentence [LAT]

“This is like a friends and family show,” Gwen Stefani told the crowd at the kickoff concert of her Sweet Escape world tour, Saturday night in Las Vegas.

The Orange County Girl girl performed at the opening of George Maloof’s new pet project, the Pearl Theater at the Palms Hotel.

Stefani is playing arenas of 12,000 and more on this tour, but the Pearl is “intimate” by comparison, holding a max capacity of 3,000.

Gwen had to adjust her production to accommodate the smaller venue, which made Saturday night’s show a scintillating preview of the full-scale spectacle that every other audience will see on this tour.

The Haraujuku Girls are back - accompanied by a tight band, and while Stefani focused on all her solo material, she gave a shout out to that band that made her famous.

“This is for the No Doubt boys, who are here tonight,” Gwen said. “That [record] is next.” Which is very exciting!

Equally exciting was getting to meet Miss Stefani herself at the after-party at Moon nightclub.

Oh yeah, and we also got to chat for a while and have some drinkies with the deliciousness that is Gavin Rossdale.

He’s also the nicest guy!

Swoon.

Viva Las Vegas!

[Perez’s tshirt courtesy of Harajuku Lovers.]

· Sanjaya: The moment of truth. The fallout. Mr. Malakar goes to Washington. This makes up for the Gere thing. The entourage-equipped Fox meeting! · Missing family phone time really sticks in Alec Baldwin”s craw. But he can explain. · Larrylynn glows on the cover of OK! · Richard Gere gets a mouthful of Bollybabe, infuriating the masses. · Career masochist Leslie Sloane Zelnick ads Britney Spears to her roster. · From here on out, “LaBeouf. Is.” will precede every single-monicker action hero movie title. · Sahara writes off $833,923 for Matthew McConaughey”s hallucinatory “perks.” · Pope Jake the Hottie addresses his worshippers. · Ed Norton is ready for some superhero money. · “Make it a Campari and so-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-da.” · T.R. Knight still putting the pieces back together, while Isaiah Washington moves forward, one molested-priest project at a time. · Some may call it nepotism. We just call it one hilariously foul-mouthed baby. · Frank Darabont is pretty sure George Lucas has psychological problems. · Phil Spector”s prospective jury pool warned to leave their headshots at home, think the guy”s guilty. · The Birds: A message movie.

- Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are suing The National Enquirer for making up drug lies about them.

- Is Victoria Beckham going to be on Dancing With the Stars????

- Regis Philbin will be back on Live next week!

- Edward Norton is set to play the role of The Incredible Hulk in yet another film adaptation of the comic.

and finally

- Will Smith is planning a musical comeback with DJ Jazzy Jeff. Worst idea ever!

In what is easily the most unexpected superhero casting news since it was announced in September that Robert Downey, Jr. would be donning Iron Man’s exoskeleton, Variety reports that fellow card-carrying Serious Actor Edward Norton has signed on for an Incredible Hulk sequel planned for release next summer:

“Edward Norton is a rare talent and one of the most versatile actors in the business,” Marvel Studios production president Kevin Feige said in a statement. “His ability to transform into a particular role makes him the ideal choice to take on the character of Bruce Banner and the Hulk. Edward is perfectly suited to bring one of the most popular and important Marvel icons to the bigscreen in a new and exciting way.”

While the news was initially jarring (the deafening sound of a cash register’s cha-ching can be particularly distracting) , we suppose that we can see the logic in Norton’s selection; like Downey, whose troubled past will no doubt inform his portrayal of the flawed Tony Stark, Norton’s previous Fight Club experience, in which he played a tormented character who also suffered from periodic transformations into a better-muscled, subverbal, wantonly violent alter-ego, makes him uniquely qualified for the Hulk role.

• Norton to star in ‘Hulk’ [Variety]

Like her sister Mary-Kate has, Ashley Olsen has totally revamped her closet.

Her new look is much more fetching and fun!

The tiny mogul made a run to pick up clothes and overpriced accessories at Beverly Hills boutique Max Field’s on Thursday.

We are curious to see what the clothes in the twins’ new fashion line will look like!