The Clip Show: Angelina Picks Pax
March 16th, 2007
· Pax Thien: Signed, delivered, renamed: He”s hers. · CAA controls the universe. · The Bruno math doesn”t add up, leading some to wonder if Media Rights Capital isn”t just an anagram of “Endeavor.” · New Line”s Bob Shaye wishes Brett Ratner would get off the phone, and Jackie Chan just wishes he”d move aside. · Add some Hollywood pizzazz to your puppy training routine with the Brian Grazer-edited LAT! · Sylvester Stallone busted Down Under with 48 vials of human growth hormone. · The Week in Idol: Mario Vazquez caught with his pants down. The worst thing you will ever see. Paula likes Simon. Ryan likes pumps. · Anna Nicole DramatizationMania! The Law & Order: Criminial Intent episode and indie movie take. · Britney”s rehab loves: Riva and cola. · Aspen Ski Patrol”s finest rescue three sub-A-list actors, as predicted by 20th century gay porn oracle. · Richard Jeni kills himself, and Chris Rock remembers (to plug his new movie). · Mike Tollin and Brian Robbins go their separate, crappy-comedy-making ways. · Tori Spelling gains a son and gains a mother. · Lindsay Lohan”s alive and well, mowing down paparazzi in Manhattan. · Another entertaining chapter to the Big Book of Wasted Kiefer Sutherland Run-Ins.
