Quickies: Morning Rush
March 13th, 2007

I’m on the road for the next ten hours, so enjoy your afternoon links at nine in the morning.
Foxy Charlize Theron in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)
Jennifer Hudson is an ungrateful fatty with a lifetime supply of burgers. (The Blemish)
Mandy Moore dumps DJ AM. (About: Celebrity Gossip)
Jimmy Kimmel hates Jared Leto, too. (Seriously? OMG)
Eddie Van Halen checks into rehab. (Wizbang Pop!)
Karolina Kurkova will melt your pants. (CityRag)