Tom and Katie Still Normal as Ever
March 7th, 2007
Tom Cruise won’t let zombie wife Katie Holmes out of his sights for long. Page Six reports:
Holmes is due to start shooting “Mad Money” in Shreveport, La., in the next month or so. One insider said, “Tom has called producers and told them he will be on set every day. He wants to observe what’s going on and will probably help Katie out.”
Additionally, Katie’s new movie supposedly blows and was only permitted by her captor because there weren’t any love scenes:
The insider added, “Katie’s agent chose this role for her because it is a female buddy movie. There is no love interest and she wouldn’t be kissing anyone or have a sex scene.” Our source, who has seen the script, said was “atrocious.” Holmes gave up her role in the upcoming “Batman” sequel, and some in Hollywood said it was because of the romantic scenes she would have had with Christian Bale. Cruise was said to be upset over her sex scene in last year’s “Thank You for Smoking” - which was mysteriously missing during several festival screenings.
Turning down a recurring role in the mega-hit Batman series for a stinkbomb co-starring Queen Latifah is just plain genius. Especially if it means your closet queer husband is going to be a permanent fixture on the set, inspecting your every move like a Westminster judge. It’s like refusing the Porsche rental so you can take the bus instead, or passing on a gilded platter full of diamonds for a styrofoam bowl full of aquarium gravel. Tom probably tells her which direction to wipe and how many squares she’s allowed to use, too. Geez. If I were Katie, I’d go ahead and drink the Kool-Aid already and head for that magic alien rocket in the sky. It’s got to be better than shooting “Mad Money” for the next month and a half.
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