Tuesday, March 27th, 2007
We’re kinda turned on by Goldie Hawn’s geriatric boobies!
Kate Hudson’s mom was spotted out and about in Brentwood on Monday sans bra.
Maybe she’s not wearing any panties either???
We’d love to pet her cooter!!!
Monday, March 26th, 2007
Anna Nicole Smith was a walking zombie the months prior to her untimely death earlier this year.
Undoubtedly still coping with the tragic death of her son and probably being controlled by some unsavory influences in her life - HKS, cough cough - the former Playmate took enough prescription drugs to stock a small pharmacy.
Anna was taking meds given to her from various doctors, all of which combined led to her accidental drug overdose.
What was in Smith’s system at the time of her death?
The drugs found in Anna’s body included:
- Trichloroethanol (a sedative and hypnotic)
- Trichloroacetic acid (treatment of warts, including genital warts)
- Diphenhydramine hydrochloride (an antihistimine and sedative)
- Clonazepam (aka Klonopin; used for treating anxiety)
- Diazepam (muscle relaxant, used for treating anxiety, insomnia)
- Nordiazapam (sedative)
- Temazepam (a sedative and hypnotic)
- Oxazepam (a muscle relaxant and sedative)
- Lorazapam (anti-nausea, sedative, muscle relaxant)
Sweet Jesus!!!!
Anna Nicole was taking SIX different types of sedatives!!!!!
That is just…..
Wow. Wow. Wow.
Monday, March 26th, 2007
Having been forced to abandon his grand plans for LeprechaunWorld and Wet N’ Wild: Bahrain because of a tragic lack of imagination on the part of his host nations, Michael Jackson is seeking to set up shop in the only place where no vision is deemed too ambitious to be realized: Las Vegas. Jackson is reportedly mulling both a Vegas show and the only kind of monument that can adequately celebrate his current levels of crazy: a 50-foot robot. With lasers! Reports Rush & Molloy:
“It would be in the desert sands,” said Mike Luckman of Luckman Van Pier, consultants to large entertainment companies. “Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying would see. Neon is wonderful, but it’s old school.” Luckman’s partner, Andre Van Pier, who designed the futuristic spacesuits worn recently by Bono and U2 at a benefit concert in New Orleans, designed the robot. He has also sketched out a stage set of a giant audience-interactive video game with human cyborgs controlled by the audience. Said Luckman: “Michael’s looked at the sketches and likes them.”
Unfortunately, the technology necessary to safely allow an animatronic Jackson to bestride the Strip like a batshit, deformed Colossus is still in its beta stage of development. If the onetime pop star’s impatient wishes to deploy the robot before it can be fully tested are obeyed, tragedy is inevitable, with the 50-foot automaton employing its deadly lasers to blast marauding Southwest shuttles from the sky, then use the ensuing confusion to jog down to Circus Circus, where it will tear open its purple dome with its powerful claws, scoop up the tantalizing children gathered at the exposed theme park within, and escape into the desert, never to be seen again.
Sunday, March 25th, 2007
Britney Spears made her first public outing on Friday night since being released from rehab last week.
The recovering mother of two went to Shu-Sushi for some food and fun with friends.
Brit’s looking good better. Keep it up!
Let’s hope she doesn’t go the way of the Lohan!
Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
Not so fast!
We need to wait until Monday morning to find out what killed Anna Nicole Smith.
The autopsy results will be announced at a news conference on March 26th at 10:30 AM.
Gary Bitner, the spokesperson for the Seminole Police Department in Broward County, Florida, where Smith died, said the findings at Monday’s news conference “are going to be a significant announcement.”
He added that the findings “are going to provide some resolution” in the death of Anna Nicole.
Now….
What we really wanna know is……
Who’s the babydaddy?????
Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
The first official portrait of Angelina Jolie-Pitt and her new son, Pax Thien, as seen in the new issue of Hello! Canada. We love Canadialand!!!
Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
· Music round-up: Bloc Party and The Like at the Wiltern; Redcar at the Troubadour; Round-up PSA: Amy Winehouse at Spaceland has been canceled, just in case that’s how you were planning to spend your evenin.
· World famous, award-winning writer type Jane Smiley signs Ten Days in the Hills, set in a house in Pacific Palisades in the days following the 2003 Academy Awards–a Hollywood angle to make you a little more comfortable!–at Vroman’s Bookstore. · Scott “Kids in the Hall” Thompson and Nick Swardson headline The Happy Show at the Hollywood Improv to benefit the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center.
Friday, March 16th, 2007
· Pax Thien: Signed, delivered, renamed: He”s hers. · CAA controls the universe. · The Bruno math doesn”t add up, leading some to wonder if Media Rights Capital isn”t just an anagram of “Endeavor.” · New Line”s Bob Shaye wishes Brett Ratner would get off the phone, and Jackie Chan just wishes he”d move aside. · Add some Hollywood pizzazz to your puppy training routine with the Brian Grazer-edited LAT! · Sylvester Stallone busted Down Under with 48 vials of human growth hormone. · The Week in Idol: Mario Vazquez caught with his pants down. The worst thing you will ever see. Paula likes Simon. Ryan likes pumps. · Anna Nicole DramatizationMania! The Law & Order: Criminial Intent episode and indie movie take. · Britney”s rehab loves: Riva and cola. · Aspen Ski Patrol”s finest rescue three sub-A-list actors, as predicted by 20th century gay porn oracle. · Richard Jeni kills himself, and Chris Rock remembers (to plug his new movie). · Mike Tollin and Brian Robbins go their separate, crappy-comedy-making ways. · Tori Spelling gains a son and gains a mother. · Lindsay Lohan”s alive and well, mowing down paparazzi in Manhattan. · Another entertaining chapter to the Big Book of Wasted Kiefer Sutherland Run-Ins.
Tuesday, March 13th, 2007
Like a broken record….
Lindsay Lohan. Partying. Again. Monday night. NYC. Butter.
Will she ever slow down?????
Tuesday, March 13th, 2007
Geri Halliwell was spotted leaving her London home on Tuesday carrying a frame commemorating the platinum saled of her (old) CD Schizophonic.
Somebody wants a little attention!
Tuesday, March 13th, 2007
I’m on the road for the next ten hours, so enjoy your afternoon links at nine in the morning.
Foxy Charlize Theron in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)
Jennifer Hudson is an ungrateful fatty with a lifetime supply of burgers. (The Blemish)
Mandy Moore dumps DJ AM. (About: Celebrity Gossip)
Jimmy Kimmel hates Jared Leto, too. (Seriously? OMG)
Eddie Van Halen checks into rehab. (Wizbang Pop!)
Karolina Kurkova will melt your pants. (CityRag)
Wednesday, March 7th, 2007
You know, there might be something to those Britney suicide rumors, after all!
We had been reluctant to report on the alleged incident because we just didn’t think it was true. But, what is true is that Britney is still not in a good place, despite being in rehab.
Us Weekly is reporting that Spears is in unhappy in rehab and wants out!
What more, those close to her are “in shock at what bad shape she’s in,” says an insider.
Another source tells the almost always reliable Us Weekly that since Spears checked in to the Promises Residential Treatment Center in Malibu, California two weeks ago, the mother of two “has been getting in tons of trouble.”
The former singer has been reprimanded for making cellphone calls, has left the facility to shop, and now she wants to leave rehab for good.
“She’s convinced she’s suffering from postpartum depression and does not think she has an alcohol or drug problem,” a source tells the mag. “She’s angry at her family and her manager for pressuring her to enter the program. She feels she was ambushed.”
Poor Britney.
Get it together, girl!!!!
Wednesday, March 7th, 2007
Tom Cruise won’t let zombie wife Katie Holmes out of his sights for long. Page Six reports:
Holmes is due to start shooting “Mad Money” in Shreveport, La., in the next month or so. One insider said, “Tom has called producers and told them he will be on set every day. He wants to observe what’s going on and will probably help Katie out.”
Additionally, Katie’s new movie supposedly blows and was only permitted by her captor because there weren’t any love scenes:
The insider added, “Katie’s agent chose this role for her because it is a female buddy movie. There is no love interest and she wouldn’t be kissing anyone or have a sex scene.” Our source, who has seen the script, said was “atrocious.” Holmes gave up her role in the upcoming “Batman” sequel, and some in Hollywood said it was because of the romantic scenes she would have had with Christian Bale. Cruise was said to be upset over her sex scene in last year’s “Thank You for Smoking” - which was mysteriously missing during several festival screenings.
Turning down a recurring role in the mega-hit Batman series for a stinkbomb co-starring Queen Latifah is just plain genius. Especially if it means your closet queer husband is going to be a permanent fixture on the set, inspecting your every move like a Westminster judge. It’s like refusing the Porsche rental so you can take the bus instead, or passing on a gilded platter full of diamonds for a styrofoam bowl full of aquarium gravel. Tom probably tells her which direction to wipe and how many squares she’s allowed to use, too. Geez. If I were Katie, I’d go ahead and drink the Kool-Aid already and head for that magic alien rocket in the sky. It’s got to be better than shooting “Mad Money” for the next month and a half.
Original Article syndicated via RSS from Yeeeah!
Tuesday, March 6th, 2007
We love trying new things!
If you live in London, then PerezHilton.com is pleased to present one of our favoritest bands, Bo Pepper, in concert.
The girl behind the puppet is gonna take to the stage and rawk out!
Here are the deets:
From the Queen of All Media
Bo Pepper
Live!
Thursday, March 8th
9.30pm
The Bullet Bar
Kentish Town
London
We hope you can make it!
Plus….
We are pleased to present the world premiere of Bo Pepper’s new video, I’m Bored.
CLICK HERE to watch the vid and look out for the Perez cameo!