Is Angelina Anorexic?
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007
Archive for February, 2007
Justin & Scarlett: It’s Back On!
Monday, February 5th, 2007
From Cameron Diaz to Scarlett Johansson to Jessica Biel and now….back to Scarlett!
Justin Timberlake’s been playing the field more than any footballer since his split with the former Charlie’s Angels hag.
And, Mister JT seems to be enjoying his non-committal player phase quite immensely.
This past weekend, the SexyBack singer reignited the flame with Johansson in Miami, where both were in town for the Super Bowl.
“They spent the whole weekend together,” an insider tells In Touch Weekly.
The pair met up at Timberlake’s bungalow in the Delano hotel at around 3:00 a.m. on February 4, a witness tells In Touch.
Later that night, Justin and Scarlett were spotted at this exclusive after-party.
“They were dancing and whispering in each other’s ears,” an onlooker says. “They were having a really good time together.”
At 3:30 a.m. on February 5, the pair snuck out the back door holding hands and headed back to the Delano for the night.
Biel is gonna be pissed!!!
Jessica Simpson is insane and possibly a man
Monday, February 5th, 2007
Jessica Simpson was spotted at Hyde over the weekend still looking like a tranny but with new hair. And don’t even ask what the hell she’s doing with her face. I’m assuming the hair dye had a reaction with her brain. You know, like completely melting it. I can’t believe she used to be hot. Now it’s like watching an orangutan try to be sexy.
A ton more of Jessica Simpson acting like an ass with her stupid giant mouth after the jump.
Alanis & Ryan: Call It Quits For Good
Friday, February 2nd, 2007
Canadian lovebirds Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette have ended their relationship.
Sad.
The pair - who had been dating since 2002 - broke up briefly this past summer, only to reconcile weeks later.
Their reps said in a joint statement on Friday, “Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette have mutually decided to end their engagement. They remain close friends and continue to have the utmost love and admiration for each other. They ask that their privacy be respected surrounding this personal matter.”
Predictable.
We want an announcement that reads, “We broke up. And we never wanna speak to each other again!”
Mena Suvari’s hair is…I don’t even know
Friday, February 2nd, 2007
I don’t usually care about hair, but what the hell is going on here? Mena Suvari was spotted at Mercedes-Benz fashion week looking like she’s smuggling a vase under her wig. Are those even considered bangs anymore? She looks like the love child of a Conehead and Cousin Itt.
A couple more of Mena Suvari and her ridiculous hair after the jump.
Two Important Questions
Thursday, February 1st, 2007
Adam Carolla’s morning radio show sidekick, Danny Bonaduce, auditions to be an exotic male dancer at the TV Launch Party for MY WORKOUT powered by Podfitness, Wednesday night at the W in Westwood.
1. Can you get that buff without steroids???
and
2. Does he shave or wax his chest and pubes????