Thursday, February 15th, 2007
Posh Michael Jackson lands in Los Angeles. Heaven help us all!
Where do we even begin????
We don’t know where to start.
So much whoreanusness!!!
Why don’t U give it a shot?
What is wrong with this picture?????
Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
To help get in the mood for Valentine’s Day, Alessandra Ambrosio shared some gift ideas from Victoria’s Secret yesterday. Although her greatest gift of all? Making every woman on the planet hate themselves. Call me a hopeless romantic, but I think Valentine’s Day is best spent masturbating at your computer to some woman who makes your girlfriend look like Screech from Saved by the Bell.
A ton more of Alessandra Ambrosio looking almost as hot as the chick I banged last night after the jump.
EDIT: In the spirit of Valentine’s Day I’m moving this back up to the top of the page. I mean Anna Nicole Smith’s baby is sexy and all, I’m just worried she might be a little too sexy.
Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
“Stern’s sister: Smith unsure of paternity“
Howard is fucked! CLICK HERE for all the latest on the Anna Nicole saga!
Tuesday, February 13th, 2007
Avril Lavigne unveils a new promo pic for her upcoming record, The Worst Damn Record.
When I look at Avril Lavigne, I feel ______.
Tuesday, February 13th, 2007
Sunday, February 11th, 2007
Demi & Bruce’s son, Rumer Willis, is wearing that eye patch because ______.
Saturday, February 10th, 2007
“Old man and the seed?
Anna’s baby girl may be from sperm her
husband had frozen before he died at 90
No fucking way!!! Click here for all the details on this latest headline in the crazy Anna Nicole Smith saga!
Friday, February 9th, 2007
· We’re exhausted from grief and non-stop updates, but for those still catching up: The unabridged Anna Nicole Smith, 1967-2007.
· Jeff Zucker, the Peacock King.
· We were concerned Ryan O’Neal had overreacted, but that was before we learned about the unconscious son leashed up like a pitbull.
· Tyra Banks is a Fatty Pig Fatty.
· Hollywood for ugly people delights to a visit paid them by Hollywood for not-ugly people.
· Nothing compares 2 Prince’s demonschlong.
· Daniel Baldwin’s an arraignment day no-show.
· Kim Kardashian barely had a day to enjoy her new celebrity sex tape star status before Anna Nicole stole her thunder.
· Century City eatery La Cachette (translation: the hideaway) has seen a sizable bump in business since CAA babyvores moved to the neighborhood.
· Lost Writers’ Room Sketch vs. Lost Writers’ Room Sketch: You be the judge. (Though we’re more partial to the one with witches and magical top-hat-wearing turtles.)
· Maybe the reason they’re unemployed isn’t that they’re gay. Maybe it’s just because they’re actors.
· Find the Oscar in this picture. Hint: Check between the folds!
· Rupert Murdoch gets a little carried away with Boratmania.
· Diaper astronaut story’s first stumble on the way to the small, basic cable screen.
Friday, February 9th, 2007
I wasn’t really happy going into the weekend with a Justin Timberlake music video so here are some shots of Britney Spears flashing her thong and looking like she doesn’t know how to eat a lollipop. Normally a woman sucking a lollipop and flashing her thong is smoking hot, but this just makes me want to donate to Special Education programs. In that first picture it looks like she’s thinking, “I can’t wait to get home and do my finger paints!”
A couple more of Britney Spears and her thong after the jump.
UPDATE: Looks like she’s putting on lip gloss, not sucking a lollipop. Guess that makes her even less sexy than I originally thought. Bravo, Britney. Bravo.
Friday, February 9th, 2007
Please, we beg of you, don’t watch the above piece of Mirrenporn with your speakers turned up if you work somewhere that’s touchy about explicit lyrics.
· Lost film lost to airport X-ray damage. The Hanso Foundation is clearly behind this. Or, perhaps, the wily magic turtle in the top hat.
· The head of the Cartoon Network takes the fall for the Mooninite not-bomb incident. He really should’ve tried stonewalling with hair talk.
· Samples of the (disappointingly golden shower-free) Kim Kardashian sex tape have dribbled into the semicelebrity pornosphere.
Friday, February 9th, 2007
What I will remember most about Anna Nicole Smith is ______.
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007
New BFFs Teri Hatcher and George Bush, The Old One, take a stroll after a lunch together in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.
George Bush and Terrifying Hacther have a lot in common! They both ______.
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007
After this past weekend’s momentary fuck-up, Lindsay Lohan seems headed in the right direction again.
We’re really rooting for her. And she is looking much better - healthier, happier (and most importantly) sober.
Lohan paid a visit to Peet’s Coffee in Studio City on Monday and was all smiles for the paparazzi.
Temptation is right around the corner LL. Avoid it!