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“I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her…I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this…Yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality…I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable.”

- Angelina Jolie in the new issue of U.K. Elle

Angelina Jolie has finally spoken out about Madonna’s adoption of her Malawian son, David. Angelina tells Elle U.K.:

“That’s a tough one,” she muses to the magazine. “I mean, I’m sure their hearts are in the right place. But the reality is, Malawi is a country…Well, it’s not on our list, because there’s a very limited number of countries you can adopt from.”

And then in an interview with the French magazine Gala she says a little more frankly:

“Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he was born,” she says. “It’s a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption. Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal.” When asked if the saga would put her off adopting more children of her own with boyfriend Brad Pitt, she told Gala, “I have been horrified by the attacks she’s been subjected to. All that should count is the happiness of her little David.” But, she added: “Brad and I want to continue to adopt, but keeping a big family uses up a lot of money.”

So basically Angelina Jolie would never adopt a child from Malawi because apparently it’s illegal. Way to go, Madonna, you’ve done it again. Although what’s up with Angelina complaining about a family costing too much money? Is she afraid if she adopts another kid she won’t be able to afford that diamond spaceship she’s had her eye on?

“We have been monitoring her and so far we see a loving mother in Madonna and David is very fine… the father should not be worried.”

- Principal Secretary in the Ministry of Women and Child Welfare of Malawi, Adrina Mchiela, in a statement released Friday

British singer Lily Allen has been reunited with her dog!

The pooch went missing around the holidays. Allen cut short a trip to the Caribbean when she found out about her dog’s disappearance.

And, in this shocking post on her official MySpace blog, Lily reveals her belief that the pup was stolen by dog traffickers and the barbaric treatment she received while captured.

We present….

Brandon Davis in full glory!

Here is Pretzel on MTV’s New Year’s Eve celebration!

And, for your enjoyment, here is our play list we submitted to MTV.

1. Madonna - Holiday
2. Regina Spektor - Fidelity
3. Mika - Grace Kelly
4. Lily Allen - Smile
5. Amy Winehouse - Rehab
6. Damien Rice - 9 Crimes
7. Fergie - Fergalicious
8. Nelly Furtado - Say It Right
9. Julieta Venegas - Me Voy
10. Beyonce - Irreplaceable

Visit Music.MTV.com to see the play lists for all of the performers and participants of MTV’s New Year’s Eve celebration.

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were spotted “full-on making out” at Christina Aguilera’s New Year’s Eve party at the Hudson Hotel and it’s the first time they’ve been publicly spotted as a couple. The Daily News reports:

“He was scratching her back, they were kissing, it wasn’t subtle,” says a spy at the Heineken-sponsored bash. The couple dined earlier in the evening at Country, after shopping at Barneys during the day. A source tells us they are staying together at The Mercer hotel in SoHo. An insider says: “John has been thrilled that they have been tricking the media, but she doesn’t really care. His Christmas present to her was a framed copy of the Us Weekly cover that says ‘Dumped: John ditches Jessica.’”

I figure you’d rather see shots of Christina Aguilera at her own party than two troll creatures trying to kiss each other with their feelers so here you go. You can thank me later when you’ve got your hands down your pants, as opposed to the other outcome which would’ve had you curiously scratching your head trying to figure out how Jessica Simpson managed to capture the real life Hunchback of Notre Dame.

A few more of Christina Aguilera looking better than terrible at her Hudson Hotel New Year’s Eve party after the jump.

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss are now officially husband and wife.

CLICK HERE for all the details of Cokate & Doperty’s New Year’s Day wedding in Thailand!!

I know I just posted some Jessica Alba bikini shots but, admittedly, they were kind of lame and really not up to Hollywood Tuna standards. Here are some better ones. Much much better ones… That’s right, it’s Jessica Alba, half-naked with her beautiful ass in the air! Oh it’s gonna be a great new year…

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Rihanna’s performance at Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve was by far the best one of the night. Sure, she’s probably the worst lip-syncer in pop music history (check 0:34) but she does shake a mean booty and that’s why I say we forgive her.

Also be sure to check out Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes of 2006. Rihanna was voted #7. However, if I would’ve seen this performance beforehand, I may have bumped her up a few notches.

Rihanna’s Dick Clarks New Year’s Rockin’ Eve Performance

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Nick Lachey was a surprise guest at MTV Goes Gold’s New Year’s Eve celebration.

And, as the clock struck midnight on Sunday all eyes were on the singer and his VJ girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo.

Lachey whispered something sweet in Minnillo’s ear and the former beauty queen began crying.

They then shared a very public and tender kiss for the whole word to see!

We can barely function today.

All the details of our time at MTV and post-show celebrations with Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer coming up….after a nap!