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Former Party of Five actress Lacey Chevrolet is on the cover of the new issue of Maxim. Jennifer Love Desperate must be pissing vinegar!

Nicole Richie planted an item in the new Us Weekly, justifying her drug use and DUI arrest.

The Simple Life star hopes that we’re gullible enough to believe that she just takes the painkiller Vicodin about once a month - to treat menstruation cramps.

Nicole Sources don’t mention Richie’s marijuana consumption and police confessions, but they do tell the magazine that cops were lying when they said on her police report that she weighs 85 lbs.

Friends claim she weighs ten pounds more than that.

We still can’t get over the Vicodin “period” excuse.

Classic!

“Underwhelming Opening for Apocalypto“

Karma!

Click here to read about Mad Mel’s disappointing weekend at the box office!

He’s totally sporting some man boobs!!!

(We know what man boobs look like. Very well.)

Tom & Kate went to yet another soccer game in Los Angeles on Saturday, and Cruise showed off his recently acquired paunch.

Wonder if he’ll go the Janet Jackson role and say that his weight gain is for a role????

[Image for use on PerezHilton.com courtesy of our pals at Celebrity Babylon.]

Leona Lewis is faultless!!!

She is on track to become the first female winner ever of the U.K.’s singing competition X Factor, and it’s been so wonderful watching her grow and improve with each passing week.

Her voice is such a pure instrument, and her personality just seals the deal.

Leona Lewis is sweet, sincere and totally un-divalike, which makes her the fiercest diva to come around in years.

This week, her performance of Somewhere Over The Rainbow was so exquisite that Simon Cowell called it, “The single best performance I have ever witnessed.”

Click here to watch it.

It brought tears to our eyes!!!

Also this week, Leona took on the daunting task of tackling a Whitney Houston song.

And, once again she soared!!

Click here to watch her rousing rendition of I Have Nothing.

A new global superstar has emerged!!!

Viva Leona!!! We’re living for you, girl!!!!

Brad loves him some architecture!

Indulging in that passion of his, Santa Angelina took Papa Pitt for a visit to Frank Lloyd Wright’s Fallingwater house in Pennsylvania on Thursday.

Jolie was treating her babydaddy to an early birthday present. Pitt turns 43 on December 18th.

And still looking good!

Justin Timberlake celebrated his multiple Grammy nominations on Thursday by being the surprise performer at KIIS FM’s annual Jingle Ball concert in Anaheim.

“I’m out here [in Los Angeles] for my child [Lindsay] but it’s a really, really scary place for these kids out here, and a lot goes on, and I needed to come see for myself this whole scene. She [Lindsay] is my child, and I’m here to make sure she’s OK, and everything, and going in the right direction. I’m here for support and reassurance that we’re here for her, and no one’s going away, no one’s going to leave her. I’m here to support her and keep an eye on this situation closely. You know, Lindsay loves to work, so when she’s on a movie set, you know, when she’s not working, and you’re twenty, what do you do? It’s like when you’re not in college, you come home, you meet your friends, you go out. I wish she would move back to New York - You can print that! I want her out of here. The weather’s beautiful. But these kids, it’s just a dangerous place. It just seems here, in this business, it’s intensified here.”

- Dina Lohan, speaking to journalist David Caplan about her troubled daughter