Kirsten Dunst has horrible poo
December 21st, 2006
I wasn’t sure how Kirsten Dunst could get any more unattractive, but then this shot of her carrying a CDSA 2.0 (Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis) appeared, proving that even her poo is more disgusting than normal. Wouldn’t she want to keep that private? I mean she’s got a bag right there. Why not use it? When I buy my extra large condoms you don’t see me waving them around in public. No, I use the refrigerator-sized bag they give me. Not only is it the only bag large enough to hold ‘em, but it keeps people from prying into my personal business.
Thanks to the lovely Sandy for the tip, and for showing an unhealthy interest in Kirsten Dunst’s droppings.
NOTE: Nice sunglasses, grandma. Gotta keep those peepers healthy to examine all that poo..