The Period Defense
December 13th, 2006
Nicole Richie planted an item in the new Us Weekly, justifying her drug use and DUI arrest.
The Simple Life star hopes that we’re gullible enough to believe that she just takes the painkiller Vicodin about once a month - to treat menstruation cramps.
Nicole Sources don’t mention Richie’s marijuana consumption and police confessions, but they do tell the magazine that cops were lying when they said on her police report that she weighs 85 lbs.
Friends claim she weighs ten pounds more than that.
We still can’t get over the Vicodin “period” excuse.
Classic!