Gwyneth Attempts To Spin Us


h1 December 4th, 2006

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Does she really expect us to believe her???

After the outrage over these remarks, Gwyneth Paltrow is backpedaling faster than you can say “Fuck you and your holier than thou attitude!”

Paltrow claims that she was misquoted by the Portuguese newspaper.

Uh huh!

Paltrow tells People magazine:

“First of all I feel so lucky to be American. When you look at the rest of the world, we’re so lucky, and that’s something my dad always instilled in me. I feel so proud to be American. I felt so upset to be completely misconstrued and I never, ever would have said thatthat. I definitely did not say that I think the British are more intelligent and civilized than Americans. I am a New York girl, that’s how I always think of myself and see myself. I live in England half the time because I’m married to an English guy. It’s not like I’ve left America. This is what I said. I said that Europe is a much older culture and there’s a difference. I always say in America, people live to work and in Europe, people work to live. There are positives in both.”

Dear Gwyneth,

Us Americans (well, at least Perez - and he is fat enough that he counts for three Americans) are not as stupid as you think we are.

We’re not buying your bullshit excuse!

xoxo



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