Archive for December, 2006



Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2006


h1 Sunday, December 31st, 2006

Well, it’s the time of year to have a little fun and what better way than by ogling the hottest girls out there. So here are the Top Ten Babes of 2006, voted by yours truly! Now I know there are a few babes missing or forgotten (I put this list together in 5 minutes) and no doubt some of you will disagree with my choices.

However, my taste in women is far superior than the average person’s and that’s why this list is the most respected and conclusive in the world. So let’s start this thing.

10#: Lucy Pinder

Lucy Pinder

The Proof:
Lucy Pinder Maxim Pictures & Video
Lucy Pinder Plasters Michelle Marsh’s Breasts
Lucy Pinder Bikini Pictures

9#: Maria Menounos

Maria Menounos

The Proof:
Even Muppets Go Gaga For Maria Menounos
Maria Menounos In A Public Affair
Maria Menounos Is The Cutest

8#: Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff

The Proof:
Hilary Duff Gets A Little Skanky
Hilary Duff To Play Russian Porn Pop Star
Hilary Duff Denies Virginity Claim? No!!!!!

7#: Rihanna

Rihanna

The Proof:
Gulp! Rihanna Is Only 18!!!
Rihanna: Stripper Basics 101
Beyonce Has A New Name, Rihanna

6#: Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham

The Proof:
There’s More To Victoria Beckham Than Just Boobs
Victoria Beckham’s Breasts Are Ready To Pop
Victoria Beckham See Through Pictures

Click Here To View The Top 5

It’s A Family Affair


h1 Friday, December 29th, 2006

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Nicole Richie went on a rare family outing with half sister Sofia and half brother Miles at the Grove Theaters in LA on Thursday.

Sofia and Miles are Lionel Richie’s children with second wife Diane Alexander.

The Richie family saw Charlotte’s Web, and, don’t worry, Nicole didn’t drive the group on this day - a bodyguard did!

[Images for use on PerezHilton.com courtesy of our pals at Celebrity Babylon.]

This Is Cool, But….


h1 Thursday, December 28th, 2006

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Britain’s Royal Mail will release a set of six stamps on January 9th depicting iconic Beatles‘ album covers.

But….what we really wanna see is a stamp of Britney & Kevin. Or maybe Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn. Or Anna Nicole Smith and her late son Daniel.

Memories!

What would U like to see on a stamp in 2007?

Paris Hilton showers for Australia


h1 Thursday, December 28th, 2006

Paris Hilton arrived in Sydney, Australia yesterday where she’s set to host a New Year’s party and help judge a contest to find a new spokeswoman for the Australian beer Bondi Blonde. Upon arriving she hit up Bondi Beach (which the beer is named after) and did her usual thing. Which means taking something normal like showering at the beach and making it as super pornographic as possible. Paris’s best friend Kim Kardashian tagged along - because you can do shit like that when you don’t have a job - and apparently the two of them decided to compete for the title of Shiniest Purse Ever. Which is neat, because I’ve been saying for years that they should start making purses out of mirrors. That or human skin. You know, whichever is easier for the underage children to stitch together.

A ton more of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian at Bondi Beach after the jump.

Tara Reid is A-OK


h1 Thursday, December 28th, 2006

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If my stomach looked like Tara Reid’s I don’t think I’d be doing the A-OK sign. I’d probably be giving two thumbs down. Or clutching my belly. Or crying. But A-OK? No, that’s not appropriate at all. It’s like yelling “hip, hip, hooray” at a funeral.

More shots of Tara Reid in her bikini at St. Barts after the jump. But why do that to yourself? Aren’t there some burn victims you’d rather be masturbating to?

Britney’s Fans Have Had Enough!


h1 Thursday, December 28th, 2006

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This has not been Britney Spears‘ year!

From the many unfortunate incidents with Tater Tot and the criticism of her parenting skills to the very public divorce and….well, those pictures above.

The girl we all fell in love with is gone and in her place is a trashy, single mother of two that hates wearing underwear and shoes, loves junk food, bad boys and partying hard!

As a result of her actions, many of her “fans” have felt disappointed and even betrayed by the former pop star.

Now, WorldofBritney.com - the most popular Spears fansite - is shutting down! And they are citing B’s recent behavior as a deciding factor!

In a press release announcing the closing of the website, the site’s webmaster said:

As Britney keeps losing her identity and credibility within fans and industry people, so is WoB. We’re moving on to greater, bigger things. I would therefore like to announce the permanent shut down of World of Britney.com beginning January 31st, 2007.

No worries though, Britney will still be covered and our relationship with her people, Larry etc….will remain intact.

I think that WoB has had its run…….its feet are not holding firm anymore, not because of my ability to run it, but because I believe Britney is unfortunately done (for me at least). No matter what anyone thinks or how they may disagree, it’s very hard to maintain the respect needed to keep things going, so in turn, I’m trying to be a step ahead of it.”

Poor Britney. No one can save her from herself!

And she doesn’t care enough to make a long-lasting effort!

Will she be able to achieve that illusive comeback?

That remains to be seen!

What we’ve already seen, though, and think now would be a lovely time to revisit is….Spears’ snatch!

CLICK HERE to see the uncensored photos of Britney’s vagina!

Happy New Year!

At Least Her Tits Look Better


h1 Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

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Tara Reid shows off her wonky stomach - so unfortunate - on the beach in St. Barths on Tuesday. Hey, baby steps. Let’s hope there’s not vodka in her water bottle!

Nicole Richie still eating


h1 Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

You know you’ve failed as a human being when your biggest claim to fame is being spotted eating. I’m honestly confused as to why Nicole Richie is famous. It’s like finding a random bag of garbage and deciding to worship it as your God. Only more ridiculous, because at least bags of garbage are interesting. Sometimes you find used condoms, and those things make great impromptu hats.

More of Nicole Richie eating in Laguna Beach after the jump.

NOTE: I have no idea why her tongue is sticking out like that. Maybe with a few more years of practice she’ll finally get this “eating” thing down.

The 5 Worst Albums Of 2006


h1 Friday, December 22nd, 2006

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Yup, the Gayken is on the list!

Click here to see Entertainment Weekly’s five worst albums of the year.

A Personal Message From Diddy


h1 Thursday, December 21st, 2006

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A rep for Sean Combs just gave PerezHilton.com the following statement from the hip hop mogul:

“In honor of the 2 people to have incredibly impacted me and Kim’s lives……

We’re proud to announce that we are NAMING the twins after our beloved grandmothers….

Kim’s grandmother’s name is LIila Star.

My grandmother’s name.was Jessie Smalls…

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN…

****PLEASE WELCOME TO THE WORLD****

5 lbs….19 1/4 inches

D’Lila Star Combs

5 lbs/4 oz….19 1/2 inches

Jessie James Combs

WATCH OUT WORLD!!!!

GOD is the Greatest……

All the Time!!!!!!!

—————-

God Bless

Diddy

God is the Greatest”

Kirsten Dunst has horrible poo


h1 Thursday, December 21st, 2006

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I wasn’t sure how Kirsten Dunst could get any more unattractive, but then this shot of her carrying a CDSA 2.0 (Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis) appeared, proving that even her poo is more disgusting than normal. Wouldn’t she want to keep that private? I mean she’s got a bag right there. Why not use it? When I buy my extra large condoms you don’t see me waving them around in public. No, I use the refrigerator-sized bag they give me. Not only is it the only bag large enough to hold ‘em, but it keeps people from prying into my personal business.

Thanks to the lovely Sandy for the tip, and for showing an unhealthy interest in Kirsten Dunst’s droppings.

NOTE: Nice sunglasses, grandma. Gotta keep those peepers healthy to examine all that poo..

Source

In Case You Missed It….


h1 Monday, December 18th, 2006


CLICK HERE to check out Geraldo At Large’s profile of the Gossip Gangstar.

R.I.P.


h1 Monday, December 18th, 2006

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Cartoon legend Joe Barbera (on the right) has passed away.

Half of the Hanna-Barbera animation team, Joe and his partner Bill Hannah produced such iconic cartoon characters as Tom and Jerry, Yogi Bear and the Flintstones.

Barbera died Monday of natural causes at the well-lived age of 95 having accomplished a lot.

His cartoons will live forever.

Quiet No Longer


h1 Sunday, December 17th, 2006

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As some of you may know, PerezHilton.com is involved in a bitter $7.5 million lawsuit with a paparazzi photo agency.

We have remained unusually reticent on the situation….until now!

Perez - and our legal counsel - spoke with the Los Angeles times for this article, which ran today.

It sheds a lot of light!

Perez Hilton takes their best shots
The gossip blogger’s use of an agency’s paparazzi photos puts the legal spotlight on copyright infringement.

By Robin Abcarian, Times Staff Writer
December 17, 2006
Photo by Myung J. Chun / LAT

It’s hard to know whom to sympathize with in this fight.

On one side: the paparazzi who stalk celebrities in their moments of greatest vulnerability — at doctors’ offices, with their newborns, when they are falling-down drunk.

On the other: a blogger who helps himself to those photos, scrawls puerile comments on them, and posts them on his immensely popular and profitable website.

The owners of one L.A. photo agency are so frustrated with what they consider to be blatant theft by self-styled “gossip gangsta” Perez Hilton that they’ve decided to make a federal case of it.

On Nov. 30, X17 Inc., known for the aggressive pursuit of celebrity prey, filed a $7.6-million federal copyright infringement lawsuit against Hilton, alleging that he has used 51 photos without permission, payment or credit.

The list of allegedly infringed photos is an almost poetic inventory of the state of pop culture and people’s obsession with it: “Pregnant Katie Holmes,” “Kevin Federline Pumping Gas,” “The New Slim Britney Spears,” “Britney Spears Exposes Her Derriere,” “Britney Spears Exposes Herself (Again).”

Brandy Navarre, who co-owns X17 with her husband, Francois Navarre, said the agency is suing the owner of http://www.perezhilton.com not just because he doesn’t pay or credit them, but also because they don’t like his attitude.

While X17 has agreements with many gossip blogs — Pink IsTheNewBlog, PopSugar and SocialiteLife, among others — allowing them to post photos with proper credit and a link back to the X17 website, Navarre said she was tired of constantly reminding Hilton to credit X17 and had finally given up.

“We’ve had trouble with a lot of bloggers,” she said. “But he’s the biggest, and the most arrogant and pigheaded about it, frankly.”

Reached by phone at his “office,” a corner table in a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf on Sunset Boulevard, Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, sounded miffed. “She is suing me because I’m arrogant? That’s not what her press release said. My position is that I don’t think what I am doing is illegal, and I am going to vigorously defend myself. I am willing to step up to the plate and fight for my rights and fight for the rights of all bloggers.”

While it’s easy to be flippant about a battle between paparazzi and a sometimes juvenile blogger (who might draw cocaine or mucus trails from noses, mouth drool or other snarky/silly things on the photos he posts), there is a serious legal question at issue.

If it turns out that what he does is copyright infringement — rather than a fair use of newsworthy images, as Hilton’s attorney claims — it would not only put a serious crimp in the photo-driven field of gossip blogs, but possibly create new case law.

“The effect would be to eliminate the ability to comment on and transform photographs under the fair-use exception to the Copyright Act,” said Hilton’s attorney, Bryan Freedman of Century City.

It’s one thing to take somebody’s copyrighted work and turn around and sell it, he added, but to alter the work to achieve a satiric or humorous end is entirely different and is allowed under the law.

‘Basically free-riding’

But X17’s attorney, John Tehranian of Costa Mesa, doesn’t see it as fair use at all. Hilton, he said, “is basically free-riding on the labor and efforts of X17 and its photographers who stay up all night and roam the city, and he simply right-clicks and posts their photos.” (Actually, Navarre said, she has altered her site so that Hilton can no longer right-click to get photos, but he manages to get them anyway.)

This conflict is more than a juicy legal fight between two controversial enterprises. It’s also the manifestation of a cultural shift in how those obsessed with pop culture get their fixes. These days, no one has to wait for People’s weekly appearance on the newsstand or even “Access Hollywood’s” nightly roundups to find out about Nicole Richie’s latest arrest or shockingly low weight.

Hilton, who said he earned less than $50,000 last year and expected to make in the six figures this year, is known for the dizzying pace at which he updates his site, sometimes posting two dozen or more times a day.

“Perez is not being targeted because he’s an affront to paparazzi everywhere,” said technology expert Matt Lum, whose company, Hoodlum Productions, provides technology expertise to both Hilton and X17. “He is being targeted because the entire industry is undergoing a shift that was arguably brought on by blogs like perezhilton.com, which took stargazers from a weekly or nightly television fix to an hour-by-hour, minute-by-minute, entertain-yourself-at-the-workplace enterprise.

“The way that Americans get their news and entertainment these days is a whole lot different from waiting for things to get printed, and that’s what’s at the crux of this whole ordeal,” Lum added. “When he says he is fighting for all bloggers, he really is.”

Getting personal

There is, as well, a personal aspect to the suit. Hilton and X17 used to be allies, linking back and forth to each other’s sites. When Hilton grew tired of being admonished by Navarre to credit X17, he said, he retaliated by removing the link to her site. Hilton said her lawsuit is a public relations ploy aimed at squelching his blog to improve the prospects of hers, X17online.com, which was started last June, and appears to be modeled in concept on what Hilton has done since he launched his current blog in early 2005.

Navarre scoffed at that. “We are suing him,” she said, “because he is stealing our images and costing us money every day.”

Take Monday, for example. X17 had landed what it considered a major scoop: photos of the newly separated Spears kissing an unidentified man.

In an attempt to prevent unauthorized downloading of her photos, Navarre spent hours personally attaching photos in e-mails that she sent to glossy weeklies and the big infotainment TV shows. She used e-mail instead of the much faster but more vulnerable technology called FTP (file transfer protocol), which transfers the images directly into clients’ computers.

“People and Us Weekly are closing today,” she said Monday, “and it would have been so much faster to FTP them, but I don’t want Perez Hilton to have them on his website.”

No such luck.

Hilton had somehow obtained and posted the photos before X17 even had a chance to put them on its own website. “He was the first one to get those photos,” Navarre said. “I am so fuming.”

She said X17 can make as much as tens of thousands of dollars from one magazine on an exclusive story. In the case of the Spears smooch shot, X17 sold a two-page spread to Us Weekly, but the magazine decided to shrink the photo play (which lowered the price by $10,000, to $15,000), Navarre said she was told, because the images had already been on Hilton’s site and others.

One prominent copyright attorney said it was impossible to tell who would prevail.

“Clearly, photographs are copyrighted and afforded protection; on the other hand, wide berth is given to the press to report on newsworthy events,” said Century City copyright attorney David Nimmer, author of “Nimmer on Copyright.” In this context, a photograph could be considered a newsworthy event.

How bloggers get unauthorized photos in the first place is baffling to the agencies, Navarre said.

“Perez gets his photographs from any number of places,” said technology expert Lum, who is not involved in the procurement of photos. “I am sure there are lots of links in so many chains that somewhere along the way, there has got to be a tug here and there, which results in a photograph veering from its intended pathway.”

A joint letter

As it turns out, X17 is not the only agency trying to stop its photos from veering from their intended pathways. Seven notoriously competitive paparazzo agencies have set aside their differences to send a joint cease-and-desist letter to Hilton, demanding that he stop using their photographs. They have not filed suit but are watching X17’s case with interest.

“He’s stealing. Simple as that,” said Frank Griffin of Bauer-Griffin, which has joined forces with six other agencies. “Why doesn’t Us or People just steal the photos and not pay for them? What’s the difference?”

Hilton, for his part, is unrepentant.

“If the law says I am wrong, if a jury of my peers says they think my actions are wrong, then I will listen to them. But I don’t think they will. Especially if they see that the person who is suing me admitted she is suing me because I am arrogant. A judge would dismiss that.”

Janet Gets Naked In 2007


h1 Sunday, December 17th, 2006

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Janet just doesn’t like wearing clothes!

Miz Jackson unveiled her new official calendar for 2007, and she is in a bikini or some other form of undress in EVERY SINGLE PIC!!!

Whatever happened to variety?

Naked Janet is so played out!