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Let’s ignore the sunglasses worn indoors (for now). Will he ever tire of the skinny tie and those gloves???

And, why does he look so glum???

Poor Unkle Karl looks miserable at the opening of One Man Show, a collection of his photographs, Friday in Berlin.

Smile, baby!!!

· Michael Richards, upon discovering that the career he thought was dead was still gasping for breath in the trunk of his car, stabs it repeatedly with a fork. · Fox and Judith Regan: If We Were To Turn A Book And TV Special About A Hypothetical Double Murder Confession Into An Utter Fiasco, Here”s How We Would Have Done It · Katie Holmes: The final moments of freedom give way to the first moments of bondage. · Robert Altman, gone, but certainly not forgotten. · Jerry Bruckheimer makes it all look so easy.

· While you were gorging on turkey and stuffing, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie cruised Ho Chi Minh City on a scooter, continuing their tireless search for another adoptee to add to their family. Sadly, they came up short, but drowned their disappointment in some delicious Vietnamese food.
· Will Arnett seems to have really thought this last meal thing through, so we’ll assume that his failure to specify that the in-mouth sundae would be prepared by hookers was just an oversight.
· Even though Alec Baldwin is baffled about why “a substantial number of brave men and women have signed up, for whatever reasons, to defend us,” he nonetheless thanks them for their service.
· Carson Daly is proud that ex-fiancée Tara Reid is talking about her poor choices in plastic surgeons, happy to be rid of her.

Rupert Murdoch may have gotten into the holiday spirit by ordering a good, old-fashioned book burning, but that hasn”t stopped several leaked copies of If I Did It, O.J. Simpson”s description of how he might have gone about committing the heinous crimes he pretends not to have done, from finding their way onto eBay. Both HarperCollins and the Brown family have taken legal measures to see that every copy be destroyed, but eBay reps insist typing “If I Did It” into a search bar isn”t as easy as it looks:

At least three hardcovers of “If I Did It” - in which the disgraced football legend theoretically expounds on how he would have committed the slayings of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman - were sparking bidding wars.

An attorney for the Brown family accused eBay yesterday of dragging its feet on complying with the publisher”s request to have the books removed from the site. […]

A spokesman for eBay, Hani Durzy, insisted his company was trying to accommodate publisher HarperCollins” request to remove the books from the auction block. But he said with more than 100 million items on the site at any given time, it was difficult to quickly flag them.

Admittedly, our eBay browsing skills are not nearly as sharp as they were back in the summer of 2002, when we simply had to own every available example of Welcome Back, Kotter-themed macrame art in existence, but our preliminary research would seem to suggest that no copies of the book are currently available. Gawker does provide links to some Google-cached auctions, however, where bidders seemed all too willing to part with thousands of dollars in exchange for finding out “how he did it.” (Answer: Messily, with a big knife. Save your money.) We”d hate to leave your Black Friday celebrity homocidal maniac shopping needs unmet, however, so instead, we guide you to a legitimate eBay auction for the URL www.BuyIfIDidIt.com, ensuring that anyone lucky enough to get their hot little hands on the must-have beach read of the winter can quickly turn a tidy profit, free from the heavily policed halls of eBay.

• Bid frenzy on eBay for O.J.”s axed book [NY Daily News]
• www.BuyIfIDidIt.com BUY IF I DID IT .COM [eBay]

Everybody’s favorite jet-setting couple began the week in Cambodia and were spotted on Thursday in Vietname.

Always the adventurers, Brangelina hopped on a motorcycle and took a tour of Ho Chi Minh City.

Wherever you are today, we hope you’re surrounded by loved ones and lots of yummy food!!!

xoxo

Old pic. New date.

Oops, they did it again!

New BFFs Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are conjoined at the hip.

Multiple sources spotted the pair painting the town pink the night before Thanksgiving.

The blonde babes hit up Teddy’s at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel and a lounge next door to the Laugh Factory on Sunset Blvd.

“They were holding hands all night and whispering to each other,” a source tells us. “They were having a great time!”

Are they having Thanksgiving together too????!

Just in time for Thanksgiving, Heidi Klum has popped a new baby out!

Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel was born Wednesday in Los Angeles.

“He is healthy, beautiful and looks just like his mother,” said proud poppa Seal in a statement.

Johan is cute. But Fyodor Taiwo????

WTF???

-She’s been a bad bad girl
-Adult actress showdown - Jenna Jameson vs. Krystal Steal
-Amanda Bynes is such a cutie
-A Go-Go dancer’s life

-Bridget Moynahan in little Daisy Dukes!
-Sexy Jenna Jameson guitar shoot
-2007 Abi Titmus calendar
-Urban sprinting

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Actress Pamela Anderson always ends up naked whenever she goes out partying in Hollywood. She tells Blender magazine,

“When I go to Hollywood, I start at the Chateau Marmont and then I usually end up naked in David Lachapelle’s studio taking crazy pictures. That’s usually a night for me. Four or five in the morning, lying across a car in David’s studio.”
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For some reason, hearing Pamela Anderson proudly announce to the world that she enjoys getting drunk and naked doesn’t have the same effect on me as it once did. I’m fairly sure that it has something to do with the fact that her nipples are misplaced, that she has regular sex with Kid Rock and that her face is starting to look more weathered than an Egyptian pyramid. Talk about a trio of turnoffs! The days of Pam setting off fireworks in my sweatpants are long gone. I can accept that, I just wish she could!

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Lindsay Lohan is still in London, where she was seen stumbling out of yet another club with walking STD Calum Best. She could do better!

Israel’s high court on Tuesday ruled in favor of legalizing same-sex marriages.

And in America…..

Click here to watch the world premiere of Jordan’s new video for A Whole New World, the duet she did with her husband, Peter Andre.

Shot in Italy in black and white, the vid is supposed to be classy. Jordan naked in a hot tub - carefully covered with bubbles - is real classy.

They couldn’t even afford a good digital camera!

Poor thing.

Enjoy!

Elizabeth Hurley shows off her….wrinkles at a GQ Men of the Year party, Thursday in Berlin.

This Saturday, the Odescalchi Castle on Italy”s Lake Bracciano will for one magical evening be transformed into the fairy tale palace where Katie Holmes will finally take Tom Cruise”s supple hand in marriage (as stipulated in paragraph 68c of her billion-year contractual commitment), with a gathered crowd of Hollywood”s greatest luminaries looking on in polite, incredulous bemusement. As the media coverage builds to a cacophonic crescendo, we help you wade through it all with a Countdown To Eternal Servitude round-up: · The local businesses of Lake Bracciano are milking their moment in the spotlight for all its worth, with one local eatery introducing menu items such as “”Vanilla Sky” spaghetti, “Last Samurai” filet with mushrooms and, for dessert, the Suri tart with chocolate sauce.” The latter was directly responsible for an uncomfortable misunderstanding involving Tom Cruise and his in-laws, when the actor came bounding into the lobby of their hotel, gleefully announcing with a face smeared in a sticky, brown substance, “Hey, guys! Guess what I just ate! Suri!” [USA Today] · A late night visit to Rome”s city hall last night wasn”t for a quickie marriage license–it was to meet Rome”s Mayor Walter Veltroni, described as “a big movie buff.” Tom reportedly was more than happy to oblige Veltroni”s request to recreate his favorite sequence, and proceeded to delight the Mayor and his staff by sliding down the grand building”s marble halls in nothing but a dress shirt, briefs, and a pair of Wayfarer sunglasses. [AP]

· The Gilded Moose takes us on an architectural tour of Odescalchi, where you can get your first glimpses of the coat-rack-looking topiaries that will come alive during the ceremony, grab the bride, and scuttle her out a back entrance to an idling mothership. [The Gilded Moose] · Scientology”s traditional vows require that the “man” be reminded that the “girl” need “clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat,” and that he will be expected to provide them all. (Cue: South Park-style chyron: “THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.”) [Reuters] · MSNBC.com has some helpful marriage tips for the couple, but, strangely, “Slip serrated flatware into sock to use later on leather ankle restraints” appears to not have made the list. [MSNBC] · “But who”s going??” we can practically hear you shouting. Patience–we were getting there. In no particular order: Jim Carrey, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Jada Pinkett Smith, and J.J. Abrams were among the first wave of guests to already arrive. Expected later, David and Victoria Beckham. (Cause, they”re, like, famous too!) Victoria”s only stipulation: not to be seated anywhere near Leah Remini or Kirstie Alley. [Reuters][People] · Lake Bracciano is “the eighth-largest body of fresh water in Italy and the result of an ancient volcano.” (Italics ours.) This is starting to make a lot more sense. [CBSNews.com] · TMZ doesn”t think brown shoes and a burgundy tie go with a three-piece, pinstripe grey suit. To which we say: When has a maverick like Tom Cruise ever played by the rules, fashion or otherwise? Prepare for half of Hollywood to show up to work tomorrow wearing garishly mismatched footwear. [TMZ]

Those affluent and upscale enough to still be watching Studio 60 will undoubtedly recognize the name of Pahrump, Nevada as that of the sleepy desert town where the series” most recent pair of episodes was memorably set, a multi-part farce about the ostensibly hilarious collision of snobbish Hollywood folk and the locals who take glee in using their their quirky, autocratic justice system to torture the fancy-panted interlopers. Reuters reports that the real-life community is up to the same kind of liberal-upsetting activities that one might have expected from John Goodman”s seemingly good ol” boy judge:

A Nevada town passed a law this week making it illegal to fly a foreign nation”s flag by itself, the latest swipe by a U.S. community at illegal immigrants.

The town council of Pahrump, which lies in the Mojave Desert west of Las Vegas, voted 3-2 on Tuesday to make flying any foreign flag above the U.S. flag or alone an offense punishable by a $50 fine and 30 hours” community service.

All of the illegal alien protesters are waving Mexican flags, and we just got tired of it,” town board clerk Paul Willis told Reuters in a telephone interview.

“This is the United States, and the Stars and Stripes should fly supreme,” he added.

Idealistic series creator Aaron Sorkin must be dismayed to discover that Pahrump has backslid so quickly after he redeemed his fictionalized version of the town by having his judge set free the blue-state aliens in his captivity, whom he admonished with the command (delivered immediately after the words PAY ATTENTION: STATEMENT OF THEME AHEAD briefly flashed on the screen), “Stop thinking that everybody between Fifth Avenue and the Hollywood Bowl just stepped barefoot out of the cast of Hee-Haw. Tell your friends about it.” But we”re sure that Sorkin”s faith in the power of TV dramas about sketch comedy shows to change the world won”t be shaken by this setback, and a future episode will feature Matt Albie and a previously unseen staff writer of Mexican descent vigorously debating immigration issues while punching up a bit called “Bowling for Green Cards.”

• US town bars foreign flags in swipe at immigrants [Reuters]