Short Ends: Pitt And Jolie’s Thanksgiving Orphan Hunt In Vietnam Proves Fruitless
November 24th, 2006
· While you were gorging on turkey and stuffing, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie cruised Ho Chi Minh City on a scooter, continuing their tireless search for another adoptee to add to their family. Sadly, they came up short, but drowned their disappointment in some delicious Vietnamese food.
· Will Arnett seems to have really thought this last meal thing through, so we’ll assume that his failure to specify that the in-mouth sundae would be prepared by hookers was just an oversight.
· Even though Alec Baldwin is baffled about why “a substantial number of brave men and women have signed up, for whatever reasons, to defend us,” he nonetheless thanks them for their service.
· Carson Daly is proud that ex-fiancée Tara Reid is talking about her poor choices in plastic surgeons, happy to be rid of her.