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It took her over a month to bury him, and now it may take much less time to snatch his dead body back!!

Anna Nicole Smith may possibly be deported from the Bahamas for lying to the government to gain citizenship, and she's probably going to exhume Daniel and take him with her....wherever she may go.

Hey crackhead, dead bodies are not like pets!!

Get your fucking act together blondie!!!!!

Nicole Richie reportedly passed out at Hyde Sunday morning just before 2am after she had been hanging out with Lindsay Lohan for about 20 minutes. An employee approached Nicole and her friends and told them he was calling 911 but sources say they told the employee not to and that they'd take Nicole to the hospital. They left through the back door but sources can't confirm whether she went to the hospital or not. Guess the weight treatment thing isn't working out so great. Here's a fun fact: gaining weight only works when you actually participate and eat. I'm starting to think Nicole Richie just doesn't realize what eating actually means. She's telling all her friends she's eating but when she goes home she's just napping on a pile of cereal boxes.

Back from his romantic weekend getaway with Santa Angelina, Papa Pitt went to work on Monday.

The actor and humanitarian lent his services to the 23rd annual Jimmy Carter project for Habitat for Humanity, building homes for those in need, in the Patan Village, just east of Mumbai, India.

Interesting facial hair Bradley!

Madonna and her little David arrive in NYC, where the Queen of Pop is set to begin her media blitz this week.

Paris Hilton showed up to a Halloween party on Saturday dressed as a slutty police officer. Although what she should've gone as was Paris Hilton. Imagine the possibilities. Paris Hilton dressed as Paris Hilton. It'd be a statement about our culture. A study in existentialism. A social commentary if you will. Or a being of such caricatured sluttiness she would literally turn into a cartoon. She would flatten into two dimensions and her voice would be replaced by that chick who does the Simpsons. More of Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty police officer after the jump.

Despite being the greatest artist of our generation and the most underrated person in Hollywood - or the planet Earth for that matter - so few $20 tickets have been sold for Kevin Federline's Nov. 4 show that sources at Webster Hall say "we may just cancel it. New Yorkers are clearly not fans of 'Popozao' [Federline's pathetic first single]." Additionally, his Cleveland show was also canceled due to lack of interest. I refuse to believe it. I've heard Popozao. I've seen the madness caused by its lyrical genius and bumpin' beats. It's as if Kevin Federline managed to reach out and touch God himself. And then grabbed him, ate him, and squeezed him out of his butthole in musical format. Only replace 'God' with feces. Because the song's creation seems only possible by the processing of feces into even more concentrated feces. It's that feces-tacular.

Anna Nicole Smith recently buried her son Daniel in the Bahamas, but now that she's getting kicked out she's facing the possibility of having to exhume the body to bring back to the United States. A source says:

"She waited as long as she did to bury him [39 days after her son died] because she was trying to figure out if she could get his body into the U.S. Now that she might get booted out, the word is she's going to take her son's body with her."

At the rate her life is going, when she goes in to unbury her son she's gonna find that the body is already missing. And then on closer inspection notice the body actually clawed its way out on its own. Yeah, that's right, I said it. He's a zombie. Oh no I di'int just go there. Oh no I di'int.

Old picture. New drama!

Even though she reportedly entered a treatment facility for her weight issues, Nicole Richie has a frightening incident while out partying in Los Angeles early Sunday morning!

There must have been something in everyone's supply this weekend, because everyone was acting crazy.

First, Lohan was displaying signs of paranoia at 6:45 AM, alone in her car.

And, now, our pals at TMZ are reporting that Nicole passed out at trendy hotspot Hyde just a few hours earlier, at 2 AM this Sunday!

Though we don't know what caused the Simple Life star to faint, the club's manager told Richie's pals that he was calling an ambulance, but her friends friends told him not make the call and that they would take the unconscious star to a hospital.

It's still unclear whether Nicole was admitted to the E.R., but she was seen being carried out of the club by her friends through the back door.

Before Richie collapsed, she was hanging out with Lindsay, whose own bizarre incident later that night/morning makes us question what was going on between the hard-partying friends.

Whatever went down, this is clearly a cry for help for both girls.

We hope they get the (medical) attention they both need!

Brangelina boarded a private jet at the airport in Pune, India on Saturday without their children.

The three little kiddies stayed home while mommy and daddy went to.....

American comic and talk show host Bill Maher dresses up as dearly departed Australian croc hunter Steve Irwin for a weekend Halloween party in Los Angeles.

Somebody really wants to be hated by all Australians!

Jay-Z just dropped a brand new street track, which has us and many hip hop insiders buzzing that he and Beyonce have called it quits.

In the song, Lost Ones, Hova says that his relationship with B is over and that "It's not a diss song. This is a real song."

Here are some of the lyrics from the record, which also deals with Jay's strained relationship with his former business partner and friend, Damon Dash.

Of Beyonce, says the Jigga man:

I don't think it's meant to be, For she loves the work more than she does me And honestly at 23 I would probably Love my work more than I did she So we ain't we It's me and her Cuz what she prefers over me Is fur And that's where we difer So I have to give her free time Even if it hurts ... The time's now for her At time she'll mature And maybe we can be We again Like we were

The song dropped late last week, though it may have been recorded a while ago - during a period that the pair might have been going through a rough patch. Or, maybe that rough patch is now and they're over???

No statement from Beyonce or Jay-Z yet!

Until then, listen to the song for yourself.

P.S. She prefers furs over you??? Damn, that's cold!! You see?? We were right about Beyonce y'all!!!!!

Sunday night, as we were hanging out at London's G-A-Y Bar (a cheesy good time), a video from one of the Minogue sisters popped up. And, to our surprise the Danni clip featured someone that looked JUST like Nip/Tuck hottie Julian McMahon - only a lot hairier!

Well, after some quick Internet sleuthing, it turns out that it was the Aussie actor. And, not only has he appeared in two of Dannii's videos, but (this is news to us) the two of them used to be married!

Click here to watch a classic joint interview the two gave about their relationship!

Click here to see Julian in Dannii's video This Is It.

And, click here to see McMahon in Minogue's video This Is The Way.

Awwww. Memories!!

Left: Dakota Fanning. Right: Cameron Diaz.

Yes, these really are new pictures of Whitney, from this past weekend, and she looks AMAZING!!!

This brought a tear to our eye.

After a very tumultuous couple of years, Houston finally seems to be getting her act together.

Whitney was accompanied by her mentor and friend, Clive Davis, at the 17th annual Carousel of Hope Ball on Saturday night in Los Angeles.

There's hope for Britney still!

Chloe Sevigny looked totally cute at the wedding of Dutch designers Viktor & Rolf, Friday night in Beverly Hills.

The union ceremony also served as a celebration for thr launch of the duo's new line of adorable offerings for H&M.

Can someone please send Chloe some moisturizer??? Or maybe she should just quick smoking so much!