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Madonna protects her kid with string


h1 October 31st, 2006
madonna_david_bracelet_01.jpg Splash News
Madonna's rep confirms she's already started making David Banda wear the red Kabbalah string bracelet which, according to Kabbalah literature, fends off "the unfriendly stare and unkind glances we sometimes get from people around us." If Madonna really wants to fend off unkind looks from strangers she's gonna need a hell of a lot more than a red bracelet. Like a blanket printed with puppies she can throw over herself whenever she goes out in public. Then whenever people are giving her angry looks she can just hide under the blanket and everybody will be like "aww, puppies" and forget why they were reaching into their pockets for a stabbing knife. More of Madonna strolling with newly protected David through JFK airport in New York after the jump. NOTE: If you're Madonna and you're getting angry stares, odds are they're not directed at the one-year-old baby you're carrying. "But if not the baby, then who? Who else could it be?!"


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