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This is the Halloween pumpkin that TomKat put outside their Beverly Hills mansion.

We're not quite sure what the carving is supposed to mean.

Do U????

We get it, you're a sprightly ingenue! That or Emmy Rossum really just loves to kick!

The up-and-coming young actress showed off her legs at the Glamour Magazine women of the year event, Monday night in Nueva York.

Pamela Anderson's "weathered" face or The Hoff's sweaty pits???

The stars reminded us that things are not what they once were, as they attended the DVD release of Baywatch, Monday night in Los Angeles.

We're still sad they decided to release this in America instead of I Don't Need A Man, which is the current European single, but....

Timbaland is super hot right now and not only did he produce the Pussycat Dolls's Wait A Minute, but he's also on the song and in the video.

Click here to check it out! It's slick and sassy, just like PCD.

P.S. What do you think about Nicole's new haircut???

Ivanka Trump has squashed rumors she's with Lance Armstrong with even stranger rumors that she's with Topher Grace. She celebrated her 25th birthday in Las Vegas over the weekend and reportedly spent Saturday night with Topher.

They canoodled on the balcony during dinner at Social House with a group including Grace's former co-star Wilmer Valderrama. Then, at nightclub Pure, they closed the curtains around their private table for a half-hour. The couple "never left each other's sides," said our source.

And here's Ivanka at her birthday party at Pure looking a bit more like Paris Hilton than anybody should ever look. There's been rumors going around that she got breast implants and while I can't confirm them, I can confirm that her bumblebee suit makes her look like she belongs in a Martin Scorsese movie doing a line of coke and telling Robert DeNiro she'd like to go out for a night on the town.

Lindsay Lohan dressed up over the weekend as that chick from Flashdance. Although I'm not even sure if it's a Halloween costume. For all I know she just came from Jazzercise or something. Some more of Lindsay Lohan in her 80's dance outfit after the jump.

According to new reports, Ryan Phillippe has been having a scandalous affair with Abbie Cornish, an Australian actress and his co-star in the movie Stop Loss.

And, a devastated Reese pulled the plug on her marriage after she discovered secret messages on her husband's BlackBerry that he and the harlot were exchanging!!

Read all the sordid details....after the jump!!

“Concertgoer pelts Babs with beverage“

Nopes, it wasn’t George W. that attacked her!

Find out about the mini riot that ensues at Streisand’s South Florida show on Monday….after the jump!

Madonna's rep confirms she's already started making David Banda wear the red Kabbalah string bracelet which, according to Kabbalah literature, fends off "the unfriendly stare and unkind glances we sometimes get from people around us." If Madonna really wants to fend off unkind looks from strangers she's gonna need a hell of a lot more than a red bracelet. Like a blanket printed with puppies she can throw over herself whenever she goes out in public. Then whenever people are giving her angry looks she can just hide under the blanket and everybody will be like "aww, puppies" and forget why they were reaching into their pockets for a stabbing knife. More of Madonna strolling with newly protected David through JFK airport in New York after the jump. NOTE: If you're Madonna and you're getting angry stares, odds are they're not directed at the one-year-old baby you're carrying. "But if not the baby, then who? Who else could it be?!"

Guess what Bill Maher dressed up as for Halloween. If you guessed Steve Irwin you'd be correct. If you guessed 'asshole' you'd also be correct. Though that answer works pretty much every other time of the year too. He doesn't even need to be in costume. Source

Wassup Australia????? We love us some Down Under action!

We also love us some DNA, one of the hottest gay lifestyle mags in the world!!

And, not only is Perez featured in two separate articles (one about music and one about gay bloggers) in the new issue of DNA, but the Queen of All Media's name is also prominently nuzzled on the cover - in between some rent boys and Little Britain.

It doesn't get any cozier than that!

Click here to find out how U can get a copy of DNA today.

Thanks to Luke Malone for being a sexy bitch!

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have separated after seven years of marriage and two children. In a statement issued today their publicist says:

"We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time."

Reese initiated the split, though sources say it wasn't triggered by a single event but rather it was "cumulative." Which is a nice way of saying Ryan Phillippe's been a jerk for years. Plus I bet he can't benchpress an elephant or defeat ninjas in hand to hand combat. So pretty much I win at everything.

Though we have yet to see her, Victoria Beckham checked in to our hotel in London - The Hempel - on Monday.

Mrs. Becks was in town for a book signing at Selfridges on Monday, which we (sadly) missed.

Instead, we went to the Q Awards after-party and got to meet some UK media royalty, including two of the three 3 AM girls (Eva Simpson and Caroline Hedley), as well as Victoria Newton from The Sun, our pal Oliver Grady from Star, Daniel Fulvio from Heat and several reporters from The Mirror, The News of the World and pretty much every outlet in Great Britain.

Perez, working hard to live up to his title of "media whore"!

All Good Things (Come To An End) is our favorite song of Nelly Furtado's new album, Loose.

While Maneater is nicely hovering near the top of the charts in America, the Canadian crackerjack has chosen to release Good Things as the third single in Europe.

And, the video for the song is easily our favorite off the new record.

Not trying as hard as the others - no dance moves - the video (with its water motif and sepia tinted cinematography) reminds us of Nelstar's clip for Turn Off The Light.

Though we're sad that due to bullshit label politics, Coldplay's Chris Martin, who co-wrote All Good Things with Furtado, is not on the recorded or filmed version, the song and the vid are totally rad.

Check it out!

Jessica Alba and her boyfriend Cash Warren were spotted what looks like having sex in the ocean. Or group calisthenics. It's hard to tell without my x-ray goggles. Although for the sake of my own amusement let's just go ahead and assume they're doing it. A bit disappointing though, since I always imagined seeing photos of Jessica Alba having public sex would be a bigger deal than this. Ya know, some scented candles, a few fireworks, and maybe a big banner hanging across the room that says "Congratulations, penis!" Some more of Jessica Alba having sex in the ocean after the jump, although none of them are any more informative.