Wrong On So Many Levels
August 31st, 2006
Some things are better left unsaid.
Michael Douglas recently revealed that he had to ask his son to urinate on him after he was stung by a jellyfish.
The plastic surgery-loving actor had to tell his six-year-old son, Dylan, to take the drastic action after one of the poisonous sea creatures stung him while the pair were on a family holiday in Majorca.
And, what's more disturbing....rather than be grossed out at the idea, Dylan - Michael's son with wife Catherine Zeta-Jones - jumped at the chance to douse his daddy in the golden juice.
Dylan told British chat show GMTV, "I turned to Dylan and went, 'Son, you're just going to have to pee-pee on daddy's back.' He had a brief pause and went, 'Excuse me? Let me get some more water to drink. I don't get these chances very often!'"
Who knew you could be into water sports at six???