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Harry Morton - the guy Lindsay Lohan has been dating for a little over a month and whose beach house she keeps showing up at - was spotted at Cartier allegedly purchasing an engagement ring. You can check out the pics of Harry at Cartier after the jump, but this shot of him grabbing Lindsay's ass is way more interesting. Mostly because I don't know what Harry Morton looks like and very few things trump Lindsay Lohan getting sexually violated in public. They could be pictures of Morton fighting off ninjas with a machine gun and I'd still probably post this one first.

In the most pointless story of the week, Kate Moss has been named Britain's best hat wearer by a consortium of weirdos aimed at promoting hat wearing. A spokesman for the consortium says:

"Kate manages to wear the most elaborate and extravagant millinery designs with great confidence and aplomb and, most importantly, without the hat seemingly wearing her. She has the face to launch a thousand hat collections and has done much to promote hat wearing in recent years."

And because I laugh in the face of ridiculous associations for ridiculous causes, here are some shots of Kate Moss leaving Miyama restaurant not wearing a hat, including a closeup of her engagement ring. A ring so laughably small it's often confused with Paris Hilton's brain.

Click HERE to see what he just posted today on his blog, found on his official website!

Update: Wow, the power of the Internets! Apparently too many people were trying to access John's website after we posted the link to his blog. It's currently unavailable. But, fret not.

Find out what Mayer said.....after the jump!

Donald Trump has fired his Apprentice co-star Carolyn Kepcher because she was letting the fame go to her head.

"She became a prima donna," said one insider. "Being on 'The Apprentice' went to her head. She was no longer focused on business. She was giving speeches for $25,000 and doing endorsements. George has been around a long time. He's seen everything. He didn't get excited even when women on the street started screaming when they saw him on his way to work. But Carolyn took it very seriously. She thought she was a freaking movie star. Trump told her what she had to do was take some time off and spend it with her family, and then get another job."

How ironic that somebody responsible for firing so many people would be fired herself. Wait, that is 'ironic' right? I don't really know the meaning of words. I usually just throw them in if they sound right and hope everything is platypus.

The Queen of All Media poses with his new Vera Wang fragrance and Brooke Hogan struts it wearing her new Uggs.

Though they were there at the same time, thankfully these two avoided any confrontation or exchanging of words - and Hulk didn't beat the crap out of Perez - at the Sirius Satellite Radio MTV VMA Style Studio on Wednesday.

[Images for use on PerezHilton.com courtesy of Wire Image.]

Poor Kyle KY!

Matt Dallas has gotten himself a new girlfriend faster than you can say Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes.

The bearded star paraded around Blu Cantrell at all the Emmy parties this past weekend, and PerezHilton.com has learned that the actor introduced sultry singer as his "girlfriend."

Excuse us while we go find our ass. We just lost it after laughing it off!

We can't believe we're actually about to say this, but....

Fergie looks really pretty here, attending a VMA party this week.

The London Bridge singer is even dressed in a cute ensemblage that Peepeerez would totally wear. Then again, that might not be considered a compliment!

But, seriously, she's looking good not so whoreanus.

The former Nsync-er poses at the Portrait Studio at the SIRIUS Sattelitle Radio MTV VMA suites on Wednesday.

J.C. Chasez is staring up at ________.

The previews for the new episode of Flavor of Love, airing this Sunday at 10 PM on VH1, have promised cameos by G-Unit and Three 6 Mafia and an appearance by one very special guest star.

Now, PerezHilton.com can exclusively confirm that the surprise house guest is indeed none other than season one runner-up and baddest bitch in town New York, pictured above in a new promo pic from this week's episode.

We can't wait!!!

Jessica Simpson admits in the October issue of Glamour she had her lips artificially plumped last fall.

"I had that Restylane stuff," she says. "It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But...it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!" New York City plastic surgeon Andrew Jacono says Restylane - a protein-based gel - is safer than collagen (which comes from animals): "It's the gold standard."

I must've missed the memo that said looking like this is attractive. Everybody knows what they're gonna look like if they do it and yet these clowns keep doing it. I can understand wanting to inject weird liquids into your face, but not wanting to look like you just made out with a poisonous cactus for the past six hours.

Despite previous denials from her camp, new reports claim that Candy Spelling has indeed sold the 56,000 square-foot Los Angeles mansion she shared with her late husband, TV producer Aaron.

Spelling has reportedly unloaded the estate to an Arab prince for a whopping $130 million, and her estranged daughter (and our pal) Tori is unlikely to see any of that money.

And, adding insult to injury, according to insiders, Candy has already moved in with a new lover to another home in LA!

Cold!!

Charlotte Church is starting up her own talk show and asked Paris Hilton to be a guest, but had to pass when Paris ended up asking for more than $650,000 just to appear.

"We asked Paris to be on the program because I could take the mick out of her [ridicule her] and not feel at all bad about it - she's such a complete airhead," Church told a Brit radio show. "But she demanded a ridiculous amount of money - like the price of a big house just to say a few stupid things. She's hardly going to announce anything world-changing, is she? It's absolutely pathetic, isn't it?"

If I had my own talk show I'd pay $650,000 for Paris to appear. Although it wouldn't technically be a talk show. It'd just be me in my basement with some rope and a crowbar. Which sort of qualifies as a talk show except that there wouldn't be any talking involved. Unless screaming counts. Because there'd be plenty of that.

Donald Trump's co-star in The Apprentice and real-life business partner, Carolyn Kepcher, has been fired by the Donald.

Sources claim the blonde has become a diva, and when two egos clash....it ain't pretty!

Plus, Trump was jealous that Carolyn has a bigger penis than him.

Some things are better left unsaid.

Michael Douglas recently revealed that he had to ask his son to urinate on him after he was stung by a jellyfish.

The plastic surgery-loving actor had to tell his six-year-old son, Dylan, to take the drastic action after one of the poisonous sea creatures stung him while the pair were on a family holiday in Majorca.

And, what's more disturbing....rather than be grossed out at the idea, Dylan - Michael's son with wife Catherine Zeta-Jones - jumped at the chance to douse his daddy in the golden juice.

Dylan told British chat show GMTV, "I turned to Dylan and went, 'Son, you're just going to have to pee-pee on daddy's back.' He had a brief pause and went, 'Excuse me? Let me get some more water to drink. I don't get these chances very often!'"

Who knew you could be into water sports at six???

John Travolta was spotted kissing a man as they boarded his 707 airplance in Hamilton, Ontario. This doesn't mean he's gay or anything, it just means he has a really strange grasp of proper social behavior. Where most people hug or shake hands, John Travolta gives awkward kisses on the mouth. If I was called a homosexual for everytime I did that I can't even tell you the number of times I would've been called a homosexual. Oh wait, yes I can. Turns out it's zero. Source